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metric fuckton

metric fuckton

9.9
A very large amount said in a rude, informal way
  • noun
  • /ˈmɛtrɪk ˈfʌkˌtɒn/
  • Offensive
translation icon : un puto montón (vulg.)
  • The party had a metric fuckton of snacks, ensuring that no one went hungry.

Examples

  • He has a metric fuckton of work to do before the deadline next week.

  • After the storm, we found a metric fuckton of branches scattered across the yard.

  • Add a metric fuckton of hubris, and voila!

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  • There's a metric fuckton of people who believe that the corporatic/1%er status quo is both inevitable and, to an extent, desirable.

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  • This particular night, we had no berries, and there wasn't really time to cut the metric fuckton of fruit necessary to make a day's worth of specials.

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  • Yes, some folks were so affronted by Rebecca's 'guys, don't do that' that the message got amplified along with a metric fuckton of vitriol aimed at Rebecca/feminism/women.

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Synonyms

shitload of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
28 9.9

A very large amount of something used in rude speech

adds a metric element to intensify that same coarse sense
gazillion
vsmetric fuckton
  • Slang
24 7.0

A very large unknown number used to say something is much bigger than it is

is the same exaggeration but feels cruder and more vulgar
buttload
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
5 8.5

A very large amount of something said jokingly

is intentionally cruder and more extreme than this humorous term
crapload
vsmetric fuckton
  • NSFW
3 9.1

A very large amount of something

is rougher and uses a stronger vulgar expletive for emphasis
fuckload of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A very large amount of something used in rude, informal speech

uses the same coarse emphasis but adds metric exaggeration
tons
vsmetric fuckton
  • Informal
1 2.1

A very large amount of something, often many people or things

is far more vulgar and intentionally shocking than this casual term
fuckton of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A very large amount of something that people say in rude language

is the same vulgar exaggeration but with the metric intensifier
metric shitload
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9

A very large amount of something said in a rude way

matches that vulgar metric style while keeping stronger expletive impact
shitton of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9

A very large amount of something usually more than you need

adds a metric intensifier to the same crude exaggeration
fuckuva lot
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9

A very large amount of something often said in rude language

keeps vulgar emphasis but frames it as a metric exaggeration
asston of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9

A huge amount of something

adds metric exaggeration to the same slang intensity
fucktillion
vsmetric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9

A very large informal number people use when they mean many things

is similar exaggeration but framed as a metric-sized quantity
bajillion
vsmetric fuckton
  • UK
8.3

A very large number with no exact amount, said as a joke

is louder and intentionally vulgar rather than merely playful
gorillion
vsmetric fuckton
  • Slang
9.9

A made-up very large number that people use to mean a lot of things

adds coarse vulgar force to the same humorous exaggeration
gigaton
vsmetric fuckton
  • Informal
7.7

A very large amount used to show that something is extreme

is less formal and much more vulgar in tone
crapton of
vsmetric fuckton
  • NSFW
9.4

A very large amount of things in informal speech

is harsher and uses explicit vulgarity rather than playful humor
helluvalot of
vsmetric fuckton
  • Informal
9.9

A very large amount of something

is more vulgar and shocking than this plain informal expression

Antonyms

1.0

A small amount of something

How Much

metric fuckton
  • Offensive
9.9
tons
  • Informal
1 2.1
a lot
1.0
many
9 1.0
a few
1.0
a little
1.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

metric + fuckton

The components give strong cues: 'ton' (a large amount) plus the vulgar intensifier 'fuck' signals an emphatic very large quantity, and 'metric' evokes the idea of a (metric) ton as an exaggerated measure. However, the expression is slang/vulgar and relies on a creative pun and taboo intensification, so a B1 learner who knows the parts may suspect the general meaning but not fully predict register or nuance without exposure.

Etymology

Metric fuckton comes from a joking mix of metric, the standard way to measure, and fuckton, a rude word for a very large amount. So the phrase is a playful, strong way to say 'a very large amount'.