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total wanker

total wanker

1 9.9
A person who behaves very rudely and foolishly
  • noun
  • /ˈtoʊtəl ˈwæŋkər/
  • Offensive
translation icon : gilipollas (vulg.)
  • He's a total wanker, Rod!

Examples

  • She called him a total wanker after he cut in line at the pub.

  • I look like a total wanker, don't 1?

  • Then again, I think most people would agree that Mr. Darcy is also a total wanker, and we're able to let him play the hero because we know it's fiction.

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  • He's a total wanker.

  • Everyone thinks he's a total wanker for how he treated his friends.

  • It's hard to respect someone who acts like a total wanker in public.

Synonyms

fucker
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
293 9.9

A very rude and insulting word for a person you strongly dislike

is equally abusive but used to show complete personal loathing
dickhead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
67 9.9

A rude name for a person who is stupid and annoying

is stronger and more contemptuous than that blunt insult
wanker
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
42 9.9

A rude word for a person who is unpleasant or very foolish

is a stronger, more intensely contemptuous insult
tosser
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
8 9.9

A rude person who is annoying or stupid

is more vulgar and intended to convey total personal disdain
dink
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
6 9.9

A foolish or annoying person

is far more vulgar and meant to show full contempt
total dick
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
4 9.9

A person who behaves very rudely and hurts other people

focuses more on deep contempt than mere rudeness
hoser
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
4 9.9

A person who behaves foolishly and cannot be trusted

is more vulgar and aims at full personal contempt
wacker
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
3 9.9

A person who acts foolishly or oddly

is harsher and focuses on contempt rather than mere oddness
bobo
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
3 9.8

A person who behaves in a silly or foolish way

is stronger and more contemptuous rather than merely silly
plonker
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A foolish person who often does stupid things

is more vulgar and intended to show deeper contempt
jerkhead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
1 9.6

A person who is rude and unkind to others

is harsher and intends to show complete contempt rather than rudeness
blubberhead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who behaves in a foolish way

is more vulgar and meant to express deep contempt
total farthead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude person who acts very foolish and annoys others

is harsher and expresses fuller contempt rather than mild insult
shitwit
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude, stupid person who annoys others

is more strongly contemptuous and less merely insulting
total cuntbrain
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
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A rude name for someone who seems very foolish

is equally insulting but used to show complete contempt
total toolbag
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude person who annoys or hurts other people

is a stronger, more contemptuous form used for total disdain
total butthead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very foolish and annoys others

adds greater intensity and stronger personal contempt
total nozzer
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts very foolishly and cannot do simple tasks

is more strongly insulting and more contemptuous in tone
total cockwad
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and foolish person

is more intensely contemptuous rather than merely offensive
shit packer
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
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A person who does not do their share and causes problems

targets broader contempt and total personal worthlessness rather than unreliability
total nubcake
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very foolish person who is bad at doing things

is harsher and expresses full contempt rather than mere incompetence
total shitbucket
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude word for a person who is dishonest, cruel, or very mean

is more focused on general contempt and total worthlessness
pissass
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is annoying, rude, and not liked by others

is more vulgar and meant to show deeper disgust
total fuckbrain
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude name for someone who behaves very foolishly

adds a stronger personal attack conveying full contempt
total dickfucker
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude person who treats others badly

is similarly abusive but used to express total disdain
total fucklord
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and annoying person who acts like they are better than others

is more intensely contemptuous and personal rather than merely disruptive
total cuntwhore
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and insulting name for a person you strongly dislike

is similarly abusive but used to show complete personal loathing
total fuckweasel
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and selfish person who treats others badly

is equally abusive but carries even stronger total contempt
total shitcock
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is rude and treats others badly

is aimed at broader total contempt rather than only rudeness
total shitgibbon
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and foolish person

is more intensely contemptuous and demeaning overall
total fuck-knuckle
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very foolish and bad at what they do

is more contemptuous and intended to show complete disdain
total twathead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude, foolish person who annoys others

is more intensely contemptuous and intended to fully condemn
complete twazzock
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very foolish and annoying

is more vulgar and aimed at expressing total contempt
total fuckbucket
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude word people use for someone they think is very bad or disgusting

is similarly abusive but conveys more total personal contempt
hoghead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

An insulting word for a rude or stupid person

is more vulgar and meant to show complete disrespect
total shitlord
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

is equally insulting but used to show total personal disdain
total douchewad
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and often insults others

is more intensely contemptuous and fully demeaning
total cuntwad
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

is similarly abusive but used to show total contempt
total fuckhole
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

is similarly abusive but conveys more absolute disdain
total shitsack
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and treats others badly

is more intensely contemptuous and aimed at full rejection
total fuckmuppet
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
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A person who acts very foolishly and makes many mistakes

is harsher and expresses complete contempt rather than mere incompetence
total buttass
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts like a fool and annoys others

is stronger and expresses fuller contempt rather than mild insult
total fartbag
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is rude and annoying

is more vulgar and meant to express total contempt
complete arsehead
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and annoying person who treats others badly

is more vulgar and intended to show full contempt
total fuckbag
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude word for a person who treats others badly

is more intensely demeaning and aimed at total rejection
total dickster
vstotal wanker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and annoying to other people

is harsher and meant to show total contempt rather than annoyance

How Insulting

total wanker
  • Offensive
1 9.9
wanker
  • Offensive
42 9.9
idiot
  • Offensive
1.2
jerk
  • Offensive
678 4.2

Surface Forms

total wanker singular
total wankers plural

Morphology

total + wanker

The meaning is compositionally derived: 'total' functions as an intensifier ('complete/utter') modifying 'wanker' (a derogatory term for a foolish or contemptible person), so a learner who knows both words can infer 'completely foolish/obnoxious person'. Although the expression is vulgar and regionally British, its intensifier + insult structure is predictable and cross-linguistically common, making it transparent to a B1 learner who knows the constituents.

Etymology

The insult total wanker may come from the rude verb wank, a word for someone who touches themselves. That image of someone selfish and alone is why people use total wanker to mean a 'completely foolish or unpleasant person'.