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plonker

plonker

1 9.9
A foolish person who often does stupid things
  • noun
  • /ˈplɒŋkə/
  • Offensive
translation icon : idiota
  • Wouldn't want to be a plonker.

Examples

Synonyms

loon
vsplonker
  • Offensive
31 9.4

An insulting word for a person who behaves in a very strange or foolish way

is milder and mainly targets incompetence rather than madness
cuckoo
vsplonker
  • Offensive
26 8.4

A person who behaves in a silly or strange way

focuses more on silliness than the stronger crazy sense here
tosser
vsplonker
  • Offensive
8 9.9

A rude person who is annoying or stupid

is milder and more widely acceptable in casual talk
Muppet
vsplonker
  • Offensive
7 9.5

A person who is foolish and makes silly mistakes

is similar but can be less playful and more general
lunkhead
vsplonker
  • Offensive
5 9.7

A person who is not very smart

is similar but carries more informal British flavour
nimrod
vsplonker
  • Offensive
5 9.2

A person who behaves foolishly and who others often insult with this word

is milder and generally less rude than this insulting label
chowderhead
vsplonker
  • Offensive
3 9.9

A person who behaves in a silly or stupid way

is more playful and less directly critical than this term
wacker
vsplonker
  • Offensive
3 9.9

A person who acts foolishly or oddly

targets plain foolishness or ineptness rather than oddness
chucklehead
vsplonker
  • Offensive
2 9.1

A person who is silly and acts foolishly

is similar but carries a slightly lighter teasing tone
wally
vsplonker
  • Offensive
2 9.9

A person who acts in a silly or foolish way

is the broader informal British insult for the same idea
lunk
vsplonker
  • Offensive
2 9.9

A person who is clumsy and slow to understand things

focuses more on silliness and ineptitude rather than clumsiness
pillock
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who is foolish or silly and makes simple mistakes

is milder and more playful than this blunt label
meshuggener
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

People call someone silly or crazy as a friendly joke

is more insulting and less gentle than this humorous term
gomer
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who acts silly or clumsy and makes others laugh

is closer to plain foolishness rather than just clumsy acts
dumb cluck
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.8

A person who acts in a silly or foolish way

is less harsh and more playful than this blunt insult
blubberhead
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who behaves in a foolish way

is more common and less offensive in everyday British speech
flapdoodle
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who says or does silly things

is similar but usually labels the person rather than statements
bubble-head
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.5

A person who is silly and not serious

focuses more on foolish acts rather than vacant behaviour
total wanker
vsplonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who behaves very rudely and foolishly

is similar in meaning but less vulgar and more playful
divvy
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A foolish person who makes simple mistakes

is similar but more commonly mildly insulting in Britain
pratt
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts in a silly, foolish way

is similar but used more widely across informal situations
dingling
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts silly or foolish

is similar but tends to be more widely used in Britain
pudden-head
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is not very smart

focuses more on silly behaviour rather than lasting stupidity
flannelled fool
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who behaves carelessly and speaks without thinking

is less tied to a stereotype and more general in use
moper
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

An old word for a person who is foolish or slow to understand

is modern and informal rather than archaic in usage
barney
vsplonker
  • Offensive
8.8

A person who behaves in a silly or foolish way

is slightly harsher and more likely used as a direct insult
complete twazzock
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very foolish and annoying

is milder and less extreme in expressing irritation
total nozzer
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts very foolishly and cannot do simple tasks

is less extreme and used more casually among speakers
noddy
vsplonker
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who behaves in a silly way

is similar but used more broadly for general silliness

Antonyms

252 4.9

A person with very strong intelligence or creative skill

3 3.5

Very skilled and knowing a lot about a particular area

Idioms

9.9

Being foolish and embarrassed after making an obvious mistake

How Foolish

moron
  • Slur
483 8.1
idiot
  • Offensive
1.2
plonker
  • Offensive
1 9.9
fool
  • Offensive
1.4
silly
976 1.0

Surface Forms

plonker singular
plonkers plural

Morphology

plonker = plonk (opaque) = plonk + er

Although formed from 'plonk' + '-er', the sense 'fool' cannot be derived from the meanings of 'plonk' (to drop heavily or cheap wine) by a typical B1 learner.

Etymology

The word plonker probably comes from the sound word plonk, like something heavy falling with a 'plonk' noise. A helpful way to remember it is to think of a clumsy, loud 'plonk' action, which is why a plonker means a foolish or awkward person.