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pillock

pillock

1 9.9
A person who is foolish or silly and makes simple mistakes
  • noun
  • /ˈpɪlək/
  • Offensive
translation icon : idiota
  • You must think I'm the biggest pillock in the world.

Examples

  • And the fact that you don't care that it sounds crazy suggests that your ignorance is wilful, which makes you a complete and utter pillock.

    Blog text (28)
  • You're an old pillock, but I love you.

  • A bit of a pillock, Leo Durant.

  • Now he can't even remember who I am, the pillock.

    Fiction book (2001)
  • Oh, Atticus, don't be a pillock.

  • "Listen, pillock," said Blair with all his usual truculence, "there's some auld biddie in your neck of the woods, a Mrs. Gallagher."

    Fiction book (2002)
  • Don't be such a pillock; think before you act.

  • He acted like a real pillock during the meeting yesterday.

  • She felt like a pillock after forgetting her friend's birthday.

Synonyms

dummy
vspillock
  • Offensive
115 6.0

A person who is seen as stupid or makes simple mistakes

is more of a sharp personal insult in speech
boob
vspillock
  • Offensive
92 8.4

A person who behaves in a silly or stupid way

is a stronger insult rather than playful teasing
dumbass
vspillock
  • Offensive
88 9.9

A rude word for someone who does something very stupid

is similar but can be less vulgar and more playful
dickhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
67 9.9

A rude name for a person who is stupid and annoying

is similar but usually less aggressive and crude in speech
bozo
vspillock
  • Offensive
59 8.8

A person who behaves in a silly or careless way

is harsher and used more to insult than to joke
bonehead
vspillock
  • Offensive
43 7.9

A person who does silly things without thinking

is more a rough personal attack than a neutral note
knucklehead
vspillock
  • Offensive
42 8.1

A person who behaves in a foolish way

is a more pointed and harsher form of insult
nitwit
vspillock
  • Offensive
36 7.9

A person who acts silly and not very smart

is harsher and used to mock personally rather than describe
pinhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
35 8.7

A person who makes silly mistakes

is a more aggressive insult rather than mild teasing
dipshit
vspillock
  • Offensive
34 9.9

A rude word for a very foolish person

is less vulgar and more mild in tone
stupid person
vspillock
  • Offensive
30 1.1

A person who is not very smart and often makes bad choices

is harsher and used as a blunt personal insult
dolt
vspillock
  • Offensive
15 8.8

A person who is not very smart or who acts without thinking

is a stronger personal mock rather than neutral description
dimwit
vspillock
  • Offensive
14 7.7

A person who is not very smart

is used more as an insulting personal remark
nincompoop
vspillock
  • Offensive
13 8.4

A person who acts in a very silly way

is more biting and intended as a clearer insult
booby
vspillock
  • Offensive
8 8.1

A person who is not very smart or acts silly

is generally more offensive and personal than this label
tosser
vspillock
  • Offensive
8 9.9

A rude person who is annoying or stupid

is similar but not always as aggressively contemptuous
numbskull
vspillock
  • Offensive
8 6.8

A person who is not very smart and often acts without thinking

is used more aggressively as an insult rather than observation
lunkhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
5 9.7

A person who is not very smart

is a sharper personal insult rather than a plain label
dullard
vspillock
  • Offensive
5 7.8

A person who is slow to understand things

is more direct and used as a pointed insult
chowderhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
3 9.9

A person who behaves in a silly or stupid way

is usually more direct and used to offend rather than tease
dummkopf
vspillock
  • Offensive
3 9.9

A rude name for a person who is very silly or not smart

is more commonly used in everyday speech without foreign flavour
hammerhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
3 8.4

A rude word for someone who is not smart

is used more frequently as an insulting nickname
bobo
vspillock
  • Offensive
3 9.8

A person who behaves in a silly or foolish way

is more blunt and aimed at personal attack rather than jest
dunderhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
3 9.1

A person who often does foolish things or makes simple mistakes

is more likely used as an emotional insult than a plain label
stupid
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 2.7

A person who is not intelligent and often makes poor choices

is a ruder informal attack on a person
jughead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Someone who behaves in a silly or foolish way

is more insulting and less playful in actual use
dumbhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.8

A rude word for a person who is very stupid

is similar but may be more colloquial and blunt
muttonhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who acts in a silly or stupid way

is used more generally as an insult, not only angrily
plonker
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A foolish person who often does stupid things

is used more widely, not limited to British informal speech
conehead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

An insulting word for a person who does foolish things

is more often used as a direct insult in speech
dumb cluck
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.8

A person who acts in a silly or foolish way

is used more as a mocking personal insult than description
stupe
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who is not very smart

is a sharper direct insult rather than casual slang term
bubble-head
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.5

A person who is silly and not serious

is a harsher personal insult rather than playful teasing
pudding head
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who is not very smart

is stronger and more likely to offend rather than amuse
blubberhead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who behaves in a foolish way

is usually harsher and intended as a sharp insult
dopehead
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person people insult by saying they are stupid

focuses only on lack of sense without substance implication
poor fish
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who is not very clever and is easy to trick

targets general lack of sense rather than innocence or naivety
lackwit
vspillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who is silly and not very clever

is a more current informal insult rather than dated language
pudden-head
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is not very smart

is harsher and used more to insult than describe
dingling
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts silly or foolish

is more direct and insulting rather than playful
hoghead
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

An insulting word for a rude or stupid person

is focused more on simple lack of sense rather than crudeness
neo-idiot
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts foolishly because of new trends or technology

is a plain personal insult without modern cultural target
McStupid
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude slang name for someone who acts foolish or makes silly mistakes

is a simpler insult without playful branding
pratt
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts in a silly, foolish way

is more general and not tied to British slang usage
flannelled fool
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who behaves carelessly and speaks without thinking

is a straightforward insult not tied to clothing image
moper
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

An old word for a person who is foolish or slow to understand

is a modern informal insult rather than old-fashioned usage
barney
vspillock
  • Offensive
8.8

A person who behaves in a silly or foolish way

is often stronger and more personally insulting than playful
total toolbag
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude person who annoys or hurts other people

focuses mainly on lack of sense rather than added obnoxiousness
noddy
vspillock
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who behaves in a silly way

is more general and not limited to British childish terms

Antonyms

252 4.9

A person with very strong intelligence or creative skill

Idioms

9.9

To feel foolish because of something you did

How Foolish

idiot
  • Offensive
1.2
pillock
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Surface Forms

pillock singular
pillocks plural

Etymology

Pillock is a British slang insult for a foolish person. One popular story says it comes from an older rude word pillicock that meant a small penis, so calling someone a pillock was a way of saying they were silly or weak, which is why today it means 'idiot'.