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total dick

total dick

4 9.9
A person who behaves very rudely and hurts other people
  • noun
  • /ˈtoʊtəl dɪk/
  • Offensive
translation icon : hijo de puta
  • My dad is being a total dick about the money.
  • a total dick

Examples

  • Only a total dick enters a charity facility unannounced and uninvited, insists on doing work that has already been done, and fails to ask if there's anything he could do to actually help.

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  • My coworker is being a total dick about letting us leave early.

  • Dad, the teacher was a total dick.

  • - This guy is a total dick.

  • The guy's a total dick.

  • Oh, and he seems like a total dick on top of all that.

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  • - You're a total dick, man.

  • Tell her you're being a total dick right now.

  • She only has one grandpa, and he's a total dick.

  • Humans usually don't think the same about things, and that's what makes things funny, but he was a total dick and told us we were stupid!

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Synonyms

jerk
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
678 4.2

An annoying person who treats others badly

expresses stronger, more vulgar rudeness than this milder insult
prick
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
227 9.9

An insulting word for a rude, mean person

is gender neutral and covers any extremely unpleasant person
dickhead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
67 9.9

A rude name for a person who is stupid and annoying

focuses more on rudeness and unpleasantness than on stupidity
douchebag
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
64 9.9

A rude or selfish person, used as an offensive insult

focuses on rudeness and unpleasantness rather than selfishness
such an asshole
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
19 9.9

A very rude person who treats others badly

is the neutral descriptor for extreme rudeness without strong insult tone
butthole
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
8 9.9

A rude, insulting word for a very unpleasant person

stresses rudeness and unpleasantness rather than mere meanness
jerkhead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
1 9.6

A person who is rude and unkind to others

is more vulgar and harsher in tone than this milder insult
total wanker
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A person who behaves very rudely and foolishly

is similar but not limited to British usage or that tone
total prickhead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude person who treats others badly

has the same meaning but without stressing the usual strong insult
total douchewad
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and often insults others

is similar but names severe unpleasantness without added contempt emphasis
total shitlord
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

emphasizes rudeness and unpleasant behavior rather than moral contempt
total shitsack
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and treats others badly

is the general label for severe rudeness without extra moral judgment
total shitcock
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is rude and treats others badly

refers to the person's overall character rather than one bad action
total fucklord
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and annoying person who acts like they are better than others

is more generally about rudeness and unpleasantness, not only disruption
total shitbucket
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude word for a person who is dishonest, cruel, or very mean

focuses on rude, obnoxious behaviour rather than moral blame
total fuckbucket
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude word people use for someone they think is very bad or disgusting

is the general term for extreme rudeness without that worth judgment
total cuntwhore
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and insulting name for a person you strongly dislike

expresses severe dislike or rudeness more than other insults
total dickfucker
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude person who treats others badly

names strong rudeness and unpleasantness rather than milder annoyance
total fuckweasel
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and selfish person who treats others badly

is a broader label for extreme rudeness, not only contempt
total fuckbag
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude word for a person who treats others badly

focuses specifically on rude, obnoxious behavior rather than moral judgment
total scrote
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude, unpleasant person who treats others badly

highlights rude and obnoxious traits rather than general despicability
total toolbag
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude person who annoys or hurts other people

focuses more on rudeness and unpleasantness than simple foolishness
total cockwad
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and foolish person

is centered on rude, unpleasant behavior rather than mere folly
total twathead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude, foolish person who annoys others

names severe rudeness and unpleasantness rather than mere foolishness
total farthead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude person who acts very foolish and annoys others

is stronger and more about rudeness and unpleasantness than foolishness
total fartbag
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is rude and annoying

focuses on rudeness and unpleasantness rather than simple foolishness
total butthead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very foolish and annoys others

names rude or obnoxious behavior rather than pure idiocy
total buttass
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who acts like a fool and annoys others

is aimed at strong rudeness and unpleasantness rather than mere annoyance
complete arsehead
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and annoying person who treats others badly

is similar but not limited to British usage or that regional term
total dickster
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is very rude and annoying to other people

is the basic name for extreme rudeness rather than specific irritation
total cuntwad
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

is the general insult for extreme rudeness, not only detestability
total fuckhole
vstotal dick
  • Offensive
9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

is the more neutral descriptor for extreme rudeness without that harsh vulgarity

Antonyms

1.4

A man who is polite and kind to other people

How Rude

total dick
  • Offensive
4 9.9
jerk
  • Offensive
678 4.2

Surface Forms

total dick singular
total dicks plural

Morphology

total + dick

While 'total' is transparently an intensifier, the insulting sense of 'dick' is a slang, pejorative extension of the literal body‑part meaning and not compositionally predictable. A B1 learner who only knows the literal senses and standard composition patterns would not reliably derive 'an extremely rude or obnoxious person' without prior exposure to this idiomatic, vulgar usage.

Etymology

Total dick may come from the old nickname Dick for Richard, which later became a rude word for a selfish, mean man. With total the image is stronger—someone who is all rudeness—so the phrase means 'a very rude or unpleasant person'.