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to wax the dolphin

9.9
To touch your own penis to get sexual pleasure
  • idiom
  • Offensive
: hacerse una paja
  • He joked that he needed a moment to wax the dolphin after watching the explicit scene.

Examples

  • The comedian used the phrase wax the dolphin in his stand-up routine, and the audience burst out laughing.

  • He likes to wax the dolphin in private.

  • Some people use creative euphemisms like wax the dolphin to talk about private matters.

  • Don't wax the dolphin while others are around!

  • After watching that movie, he joked that he needed to wax the dolphin privately.

  • In his friend group, they often use the term wax the dolphin to refer to personal moments.

  • He mentioned he might wax the dolphin later when he had some alone time.

Synonyms

to masturbate
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
107 7.7

Touch your own private parts for sexual pleasure

is the informal euphemism rather than a neutral clinical term
to jerk off
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
91 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure

uses a lighter, indirect term rather than blunt vulgarity
to jack off
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
24 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure, usually by a man

is a euphemism that sounds less crude and more playful
to choke the chicken
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
1 9.9

To touch a man's penis to make him sexually excited

is used as a softer euphemism rather than a violent joke
to flog the dolphin
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
1 9.9

To touch your own penis to make yourself sexually excited

is a euphemism used more broadly as informal slang
to beat one's meat
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch his own penis to feel sexual pleasure

is a euphemism that is less overtly crude in tone

Surface Forms

wax the dolphin infinitive
waxed the dolphin past participle
waxing the dolphin present participle
waxes the dolphin third person singular

Morphology

wax + the + dolphin

The euphemistic sexual meaning ('to masturbate') cannot be derived from the literal constituents 'wax' and 'dolphin' — knowing 'wax' (e.g. to polish or cover) and 'dolphin' (the marine mammal) gives no clear route to this sense. This is a culture-specific slang euphemism and highly idiomatic, so an average B1 learner who knows the words would not predict the MWE's meaning.

Etymology

Wax the dolphin may come from a silly picture of someone polishing a toy, with wax meaning to polish and dolphin as a playful stand-in for a man's private part. That's why people use it as a joking way to say 'to masturbate'.