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to wax the dolphin

9.9
To touch your own penis to get sexual pleasure
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : hacerse una paja
  • He joked that he needed a moment to wax the dolphin after watching the explicit scene.

Examples

  • The comedian used the phrase wax the dolphin in his stand-up routine, and the audience burst out laughing.

  • He likes to wax the dolphin in private.

  • Some people use creative euphemisms like wax the dolphin to talk about private matters.

  • Don't wax the dolphin while others are around!

  • After watching that movie, he joked that he needed to wax the dolphin privately.

  • In his friend group, they often use the term wax the dolphin to refer to personal moments.

  • He mentioned he might wax the dolphin later when he had some alone time.

Synonyms

to masturbate
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
98 7.7

Touch your own private parts for sexual pleasure

is the informal euphemism rather than a neutral clinical term
to jerk off
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
30 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure

uses a lighter, indirect term rather than blunt vulgarity
to jack off
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
8 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure, usually by a man

is a euphemism that sounds less crude and more playful
to flog the dolphin
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
1 9.9

To touch your own penis to make yourself sexually excited

is a euphemism used more broadly as informal slang
to beat one's meat
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch his own penis to feel sexual pleasure

is a euphemism that is less overtly crude in tone
to choke the chicken
vsto wax the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch a man's penis to make him sexually excited

is used as a softer euphemism rather than a violent joke

Surface Forms

wax the dolphin infinitive
waxed the dolphin past participle
waxing the dolphin present participle
waxes the dolphin third person singular

Morphology

wax + the + dolphin

The euphemistic sexual meaning ('to masturbate') cannot be derived from the literal constituents 'wax' and 'dolphin' — knowing 'wax' (e.g. to polish or cover) and 'dolphin' (the marine mammal) gives no clear route to this sense. This is a culture-specific slang euphemism and highly idiomatic, so an average B1 learner who knows the words would not predict the MWE's meaning.

Etymology

Wax the dolphin may come from a silly picture of someone polishing a toy, with wax meaning to polish and dolphin as a playful stand-in for a man's private part. That's why people use it as a joking way to say 'to masturbate'.