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to flog the dolphin

to flog the dolphin

1 9.9
To touch your own penis to make yourself sexually excited
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : hacerse una paja
  • He joked that he spent too much time on his computer instead of flogging the dolphin like he used to.

Examples

  • Better luck in your next relationship; maybe you can find a guy like George or Goose who spends all their time on the internet figuring out reasons to not flog the dolphin.

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  • Before his big date, he decided not to flog the dolphin to ensure he was feeling his best.

  • To prepare for his weekend getaway, he made a point to avoid flogging the dolphin all week.

Synonyms

to jerk off
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
30 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure

is more of a humorous euphemism than this direct vulgar verb
to jack off
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
8 9.9

To touch your own private parts to get sexual pleasure, usually by a man

is a playful euphemism rather than this coarse, direct term
to beating his meat
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
1 9.9

To touch a man's penis to get sexual pleasure

is a lighter, more playful euphemism compared with its crude tone
to wax the dolphin
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch your own penis to get sexual pleasure

is more humorous and euphemistic than rude or vulgar terms
to choke the chicken
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch a man's penis to make him sexually excited

is used humorously rather than in blunt vulgar speech
to beat one's meat
vsto flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
9.9

To touch his own penis to feel sexual pleasure

is softer and more playful in tone than this blunt expression

How Vulgar

to jerk off
  • Offensive
30 9.9
to flog the dolphin
  • Offensive
1 9.9
to masturbate
  • Offensive
98 7.7
self-pleasure
  • NSFW
8.7

Surface Forms

flog the dolphin infinitive
flogged the dolphin past participle
flogging the dolphin present participle
flogs the dolphin third person singular

Morphology

flog + the + dolphin

The literal meanings of 'flog' (to beat), 'the', and 'dolphin' (the animal) provide no transparent cue to the sexual sense 'to masturbate'; the phrase is a slang euphemism whose mapping from words to meaning is cultural and idiomatic. A B1 learner who knows the constituent words but has not seen this slang would not be able to derive the intended meaning.

Etymology

Flog the dolphin is a funny slang phrase that may come from putting the verb flog and the animal dolphin together to hide a private action. One popular story says people imagined the silly picture of moving a toy dolphin as a joke, and that image is why the phrase now means 'to masturbate'.