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eat my shorts

eat my shorts

1 9.9
Tell someone you strongly refuse or do not believe them as a joke
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : mandar a alguien a la mierda
  • If you think I'm waking up before dawn on a Sunday, you can eat my shorts.

Examples

  • When his brother told him to stop playing video games, he replied, 'eat my shorts!'

  • If you think I'm going to agree, then eat my shorts!

  • He knew the challenge was impossible, so he laughed and said, 'If you can do it, I'll eat my shorts.'

  • You want me to do that? Eat my shorts!

  • When she asked me to change my mind, I told her to eat my shorts!

  • If they think I'll give up that easily, they can just eat my shorts!

  • After hearing his ridiculous demands, I laughed and said, 'You can eat my shorts!'

Synonyms

kiss my ass
vseat my shorts
  • Offensive
49 9.9

To tell someone rudely that you do not care about their opinion or order

is playful and humorous rather than rude and offensive in intent
bite me
vseat my shorts
  • Offensive
10 9.9

A rude phrase people use to tell someone you are annoyed and do not care

is joking and playful rather than angry or hostile in tone
to eat shit
vseat my shorts
  • Offensive
8 9.9

Tell someone in a rude way to go away or warn they will be badly embarrassed

is lighter and joking rather than threatening harm or humiliation
bite my ass
vseat my shorts
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude, angry reply that shows you do not care what someone says

is humorous and joking rather than crude or contemptuous
to bite one's ass
vseat my shorts
  • Offensive
9.9

Tell someone angrily to go away using rude words

is used jokingly to refuse or disbelieve rather than show anger

Antonyms

1.3

To believe or agree that something is true

332 3.8

Do what a rule or person asks

How Defiant

to go to hell
  • Offensive
67 9.5
eat my shorts
  • Offensive
1 9.9
to tell off
  • Informal
13 4.2
to refuse
716 1.7
to disagree
1.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

eat + mine + shorts

The literal combination 'eat' + 'my' + 'shorts' yields a nonsensical command to consume clothing and does not transparently convey the joking, defiant refusal sense; the phrase is a culturally specific, idiomatic insult popularized in media. An average B1 learner who knows the words would not reliably derive the intended dismissive meaning without prior exposure or cultural context.

Etymology

The idiom eat my shorts is a rude, funny dare that makes a strong picture: someone literally eating their own shorts, which is gross and impossible. One popular story says the TV character Bart Simpson made the line famous, and because it is an insulting, impossible dare it came to mean 'defiance' or a strong 'refusal'.