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cold as balls

cold as balls

1 9.9
People say this to mean very cold in a joking, exaggerated way
  • idiom
  • /koʊld æz bɔlz/
  • Offensive
translation icon : frío del carajo
  • After walking home in the snow, my feet felt cold as balls and numb.

Examples

  • It's cold as balls outside!

  • Camping in the mountains during winter is cold as balls—make sure to bring extra blankets!

  • It was cold as balls in that movie theater, so I had to wear my jacket the whole time.

  • I can't believe how cold as balls this room is!

  • After standing outside for too long, I felt cold as balls and couldn't wait to go inside.

  • The wind whipped through the trees, and it was cold as balls on the beach.

  • I forgot my jacket, and now I'm cold as balls waiting for the bus.

Synonyms

cold
vscold as balls
1.0

Having a low temperature that feels chilly

is slang and is much more extreme and joking than simple low temperature
icy
vscold as balls
89 1.0

Very cold with surfaces covered in ice

is slang and highlights joking emphasis rather than literal ice
ice-cold
vscold as balls
34 1.0

Very cold, like frozen water

is slang and so more joking and exaggerated than literal frozen
frigid
vscold as balls
30 4.1

Very cold, like ice or freezing air

is slang and uses playful humor rather than formal description
freezing cold
vscold as balls
15 1.3

Very cold, at or below freezing

is slang and uses exaggerated humor rather than literal measure
bone-chilling
vscold as balls
5 7.0

Very cold or scary

is slang and treats the extreme as humorous, not frightening
stone-cold
vscold as balls
1 4.1

Very cold with no warmth left

is slang and focuses on funny exaggeration rather than literal absence of heat
cold as a witch's tit
vscold as balls
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Very cold in a way that feels unpleasant

expresses extreme low temperature with humorous exaggeration rather than unpleasantness
baltic
vscold as balls
  • UK
1 6.8

Very cold, often with a strong wind

is slang and more exaggerated in a humorous way
perishingly cold
vscold as balls
  • Informal
7.2

Very cold in a way that makes being outside difficult

is slang and frames the low temperature as joking exaggeration
freezing
vscold as balls
1.0

So cold that water turns to ice

is slang and expresses this idea with playful exaggeration
icily cold
vscold as balls
4.7

Very low in temperature and clearly unfriendly

is slang and frames the extreme as joking rather than hostile
parky
vscold as balls
  • UK
9.1

Feeling quite cold, often said about the weather

is slang and exaggerates more, adding joking emphasis

Antonyms

toasty
  • Informal
18 2.7

Warm and comfortable in a cozy way

How Cold

cold as balls
  • Offensive
1 9.9
arctic
14 4.5
freezing
1.0
cold
1.0
chilly
100 1.0
cool
608 1.0

Surface Forms

cold as balls positive

Morphology

cold + as + ball

The simile pattern 'as X as Y' and the known adjective 'cold' make it possible for a learner to guess this means 'very cold', but the choice of 'balls' as a vulgar intensifier is idiomatic and culturally marked. Because the emphatic meaning relies on slang usage rather than a predictable compositional meaning of the noun, it is not fully transparent to a B1 learner.

Etymology

The slang phrase cold as balls uses a vivid image: male testicles hang outside the body and quickly feel very cold. Because that picture is strong and a little funny, people say cold as balls to mean 'very cold' or to exaggerate how cold something is.