turd
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- noun
- /tɜrd/
- Offensive
- While walking in the park, I stepped in a smelly turd left by someone's dog.
- dog turd
- mouse turd
- cat turd
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- So I actually went back the next day and the turd was like, dispersed.
- Somebody put a turd in the straight up hand soap dispenser.
- And every single time, like a turd in the Thames, he bobs to the surface.
- This looks like some dog just came along and dropped a huge turd right on top of it.
- Just like this just looks like different turds, little goat poos and little sweet corn dumps.
- It's like, you know, the when you like when it's rabbit turds, you know, you can almost eat those.
- Like, I came here to draw talking turds, Right.
- Well, it stinks like a turd, but, well, it's built on canals.
- If your hot dog has even a micro piece of turd, it's a turd dog.
- Then came to the point the turd thing, I need a poo.
Examples
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I witnessed a massive turd that someone had pumped out directly onto the floor.
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Sometimes a turd is a turd, and you just have to say, "Sorry."
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This looks like some dog just came along and dropped a huge turd right on top of it.
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Some people believe it's possible to pick up a turd from the 'clean' end.
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You gotta get in here and look at this turd.
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And on the cart was a fresh turd.
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Don't you ever lay a turd in my chair?
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Cleaning up a turd on the front steps of Jamie's shop.
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They're common as camel turd in the desert.
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They say you can't Polish a turd, but I'm here to tell you, you can.
Synonyms
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A rude word for poop or for something you think is useless
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9.3
Solid waste that people or animals pass from their bodies
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5.1
Solid waste that people or animals pass from their body
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4.8
Solid waste the body sends out through the anus after food is digested
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8.2
A childish word for poop
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Human or animal poop, used as a rude word
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9.2
A solid waste left by a person or animal
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Poop that a dog leaves on the ground
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5.8
Solid waste that the body leaves when you go to the toilet
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4.2
Solid waste that leaves the body after it digests food
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A childish word for poop that children use
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5.1
A piece of poop that a dog leaves on the ground
A childish word for a small poo
Idioms
- Offensive
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You cannot make something very bad look good no matter how much you try
- Offensive
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A person or thing that ruins a happy event by causing embarrassment
Compounds
- Slur
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An insulting slang word for a place or situation that is messy, chaotic, and unpleasant
- Offensive
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Trying to make something bad look better without fixing its real problems
Surface Forms
Etymology
Turd is a very old English word that originally meant 'a lump of dung'. Picture the small, unpleasant brown lump you might step in to remember the basic, physical meaning.