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turd burglar

turd burglar

9.9
A rude name for someone who secretly takes things as a joke
  • noun
  • /tɜrd ˈbɜrɡlər/
  • Offensive
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  • They all laughed when Jen was crowned the office turd burglar for stealing snacks.

Examples

  • Stop being such a turd burglar and give me back my phone charger!

  • My roommate hid my keys and called himself a turd burglar when I couldn't find them.

  • Don't be such a turd burglar!

  • I can't believe he acted like a turd burglar during the game.

  • My roommate hid my keys and called himself a turd burglar when I couldn't find them.

  • They all laughed when Jen was crowned the office turd burglar for stealing snacks.

  • Stop being such a turd burglar and give me back my phone charger!

Synonyms

dirtbag
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
40 8.2

An unpleasant person who lies or treats others badly

is more playful and teasing rather than broadly harsh or contemptuous
trashman
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
1 9.2

An insulting word for a person who is dishonest or behaves badly

is lighter and more humorous rather than bluntly demeaning
purloiner
vsturd burglar
9.6

A person who steals things secretly

is a playful slang insult about sneaky dishonesty not literal theft
shitdog
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
9.9

An insulting word for a person who cheats or lies

is milder and often used jokingly rather than as severe abuse
total shitbucket
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude word for a person who is dishonest, cruel, or very mean

is usually playful slang and less vulgarly offensive than this
turd-eater
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude name for someone who lies and spreads rumors

is more teasing and less intensely obscene than this expression
turdlicker
vsturd burglar
  • Offensive
9.9

An offensive term for a person who lies or cheats

is slang and playful rather than extremely offensive or obscene

Antonyms

straight shooter
  • Informal
13 3.7

A person who tells the truth in a direct, honest way

How Insulting

rat
  • Offensive
330 7.3
crook
  • Offensive
153 3.9
scoundrel
  • Offensive
51 6.5
turd burglar
  • Offensive
9.9
sneak
  • Offensive
75 6.1

Surface Forms

turd burglar singular
turd burglars plural

Morphology

turd + burglar

The compound pairs the derogatory 'turd' with 'burglar' (a person who steals/is sneaky), so a learner who knows both words can reasonably infer it is an insulting label for someone sneaky or dishonest. However, the phrase is slang and creatively figurative (not literally a thief of turds), so its exact nuance and social usage are not fully predictable without prior exposure.

Etymology

Turd burglar comes from a joking picture that mixes turd, which means 'a bit of poop', and burglar, which means 'a thief'. Imagine a silly thief taking something small and gross; that funny, slightly gross image is why the phrase is used as a playful insult for someone who is 'sneaky' or 'dishonest'.