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as useful as a hole in the head

as useful as a hole in the head

9.8
Not helpful and not wanted in any situation
  • idiom
  • Informal
translation icon : tan útil como un agujero en la cabeza
  • Buying a snow shovel in the desert is as useful as a hole in the head.

Examples

  • That suggestion is as useful as a hole in the head!

  • His advice was as useful as a hole in the head.

  • Another meeting about the same topic would be as useful as a hole in the head.

  • He said a new law like that would be as useful as a hole in the head.

  • She found the extra paperwork to be as useful as a hole in the head.

  • Giving him advice on that topic is as useful as a hole in the head.

  • Saying that will be as useful as a hole in the head for solving the problem.

Synonyms

useless
vsas useful as a hole in the head
550 1.0

Not able to do the job it is made for

is described as entirely unwanted and offering no help
worthless
vsas useful as a hole in the head
298 3.0

Has no value or use

focuses more on being utterly unwanted rather than just valueless
pointless
vsas useful as a hole in the head
157 3.5

Not doing anything useful

is stronger, stressing being utterly unwanted and unhelpful
no use
vsas useful as a hole in the head
133 2.5

An action that will not help

adds that the thing is completely unwanted rather than only ineffective
no-good
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Informal
88 5.6

Bad or worthless and often causing trouble

is more extreme, showing it is utterly unwanted and provides no help
futile
vsas useful as a hole in the head
84 6.0

Not likely to work or help

applies more broadly to things that are totally unwanted and useless
unhelpful
vsas useful as a hole in the head
17 3.0

Not giving useful help or advice

is broader, stressing complete unwantedness beyond lacking help
unneeded
vsas useful as a hole in the head
7 2.3

Not necessary or useful in a situation

goes further, asserting it is utterly unwanted and gives no help
good-for-nothing
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Offensive
2 6.8

Not useful or worth much

casts the same lack of value as completely unwanted and unhelpful
as useless as tits on a boar hog
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Something that has no real purpose or value

is utterly unwanted and offers no help in any way
as useful as a chocolate teapot
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • UK
9.9

Completely useless in real situations

is presented as utterly unwanted and not helpful at all
as useful as a screen door on a submarine
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Informal
9.9

Having no real use

is stated as completely unwanted and lacking any helpful use
as useful as a bag of dicks
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Offensive
9.9

Completely without help for any task

is framed as utterly unwanted and of no help whatsoever
good-for-naught
vsas useful as a hole in the head
  • Offensive
9.9

Not useful and having little value

is stronger by stressing total unwantedness and no helpful effect
unuseful
vsas useful as a hole in the head
5.2

Not able to do what is needed

is presented as completely unwanted and offering no assistance
unfunctional
vsas useful as a hole in the head
8.2

Not useful for everyday tasks

is more absolute, saying it is totally unwanted and without help

Antonyms

689 1.0

Willing to give support and useful advice

138 3.4

Making something better or producing a good result

How Useful

valuable
526 2.5
useful
947 1.0
helpful
689 1.0
unhelpful
17 3.0
ineffective
90 3.4
useless
550 1.0
as useful as a hole in the head
  • Informal
9.8

Surface Forms

Morphology

as + useful + as + a + hole + in + the + head

The phrase is a simile that compares usefulness to 'a hole in the head'; a learner who knows 'hole' and 'head' can infer that a hole in the head is undesirable or pointless, so the comparison signals lack of usefulness. However, the sarcastic, hyperbolic nature and pragmatic inference required to map that literal image to the exact sense 'utterly useless' make the expression not fully predictable from its parts.

Etymology

The saying as useful as a hole in the head comes from a dark joke. A hole in the head would be dangerous and not helpful, so saying something is like that means it is 'utterly useless'.