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May 35th

May 35th

9.9
A fake date people use to mean something will never happen
  • noun
  • Informal
translation icon : treinta y cinco de mayo
  • The project will be finished by May 35th, so in other words, never.

Examples

  • He promised to pay me back on May 35th, which obviously isn't a real date.

  • If you plan to start exercising on May 35th, it means you don’t plan to start at all.

  • Don't worry, we'll finish this by May 35th!

  • I can't believe you think that will happen by May 35th.

  • He promised to pay me back on May 35th, which obviously isn't a real date.

  • If you plan to start exercising on May 35th, it means you don’t plan to start at all.

  • The project will be finished by May 35th, so in other words, never.

Synonyms

kalends
vsMay 35th
  • Archaic
9.9

A date that will never come used as a joke to delay something

is a specific playful example used to mean a date that never comes

Antonyms

imminentness
  • Formal
8.8

A strong chance that something will happen very soon

Surface Forms

May 35th singular
May 35ths plural

Morphology

May + 35th

The phrase is compositionally built from 'May' (a month) plus '35th' (an impossible day), so a learner who knows both words can infer it denotes a nonexistent date and thus a humorous way to say something will never happen. This pragmatic inference (impossible date → 'never' / 'won't come') is straightforward and cross-linguistically common, making it immediately understandable to B1 learners.

Etymology

May 35th is a joking way to name a date that does not exist. There is no 35th day of May, so saying May 35th means 'never' or a deadline that will never come.