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Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

9.7
Words people say to show very strong surprise or shock
  • idiom
  • Irish
translation icon : ¡Jesús, María y José!
  • When I opened the door, I gasped, 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph!'

Examples

  • I can't believe you did that! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

  • Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what happened to your car?

  • 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, are you all right?' she exclaimed.

  • Oh my goodness! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did you see that?

  • Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I can't believe what I just saw!

  • Jesus, Mary and Joseph, are you serious about this news?

  • When she heard the loud crash, she shouted, 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph!'

Synonyms

holy crap
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Offensive
3 9.6

To say when you are very surprised or shocked

is an Irish multi name religious exclamation without vulgar tone
Jebus
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Slang
1 9.9

A funny online spelling of Jesus used to show surprise

is a traditional Irish religious surprise rather than ironic internet slang
begorra
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Archaic
1 9.9

An old Irish word said to show surprise or strong feeling

is a religious multi name surprise rather than a general Irish interjection
Creeping Jesus
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • NSFW
9.9

A short cry showing surprise or shock

is a longer Irish multi name religious surprise exclamation
Sweet Mary mother of God
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • UK
9.9

A strong cry showing surprise or shock

is the Irish multi name religious surprise rather than that single phrase
cheese and rice
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Informal
9.9

A short phrase people say to show surprise or frustration instead of using a religious name

is the original Irish multi name religious exclamation rather than a euphemism
holy buckets
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Informal
9.9

A short shout that shows surprise or shock

is the more direct Irish religious multi name surprise rather than playful
holy macaroni
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Informal
9.6

To show surprise or doubt

is a serious Irish religious invocation rather than a silly substitute
holy doodle
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Informal
9.9

A word people say to show strong surprise

is the more traditional Irish invocation rather than a whimsical exclamation
Great Caesar's ghost
vsJesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Archaic
9.9

A short phrase showing surprise or disbelief

is a religious Irish expression invoking sacred names rather than a classical one

How Surprised

holy shit
  • Offensive
26 9.9
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
  • Irish
9.7
goodness gracious
  • Archaic
5 7.5
oh my
321 6.6
oh
1.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

Jesus, + Mary + and + Joseph

This string of proper names functions as a cultural/religious expletive rather than a compositional proposition; knowing 'Jesus', 'Mary' and 'Joseph' as individuals does not let a learner deduce that the phrase signals surprise or shock. The usage is formulaic and culturally specific (especially Irish/vernacular English), so the overall meaning is idiomatic and unpredictable from the parts.

Etymology

Jesus, Mary and Joseph likely comes from people calling on the Christian holy family when something shocked them. One popular story says that in Catholic areas people would say the three names Jesus, Mary, and Joseph together as a strong oath, so the phrase now means 'surprise' or 'shock'.