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Creeping Jesus

Creeping Jesus

9.9
A short cry showing surprise or shock
  • idiom
  • NSFW
translation icon : ¡Santo cielo!
  • Creeping Jesus! I can't believe you did that!

Examples

  • Creeping Jesus, that was a close call!

  • Creeping Jesus, what was that noise in the attic?

  • Creeping Jesus, I can’t believe how much the price has gone up!

  • Creeping Jesus, you almost made me spill my coffee!

  • Creeping Jesus, I can't believe how fast that car was going!

  • Creeping Jesus, you scared me half to death with that surprise!

  • Creeping Jesus, is it really time for the meeting already?

Synonyms

holy shit
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Offensive
26 9.9

A strong phrase people say when they are very surprised or shocked

is the general surprise exclamation without extreme vulgarity
lordy
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
17 9.4

A short informal cry showing surprise or strong feeling

is the neutral surprise exclamation rather than the casual emotional one
holy cow
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
8 7.6

A short phrase people say to show surprise or disbelief

is the general exclamation used for surprise without that casual tone
gawd
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Slang
4 9.9

A short informal word people say when they feel surprise, shock, or annoyance

is the general surprise exclamation without implied annoyance
holy crap
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Offensive
3 9.6

To say when you are very surprised or shocked

is the neutral surprise exclamation rather than the crude tone
holy moley
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
2 9.6

A short surprised phrase people say when they are shocked

is the standard surprise exclamation without the playful tone
Jebus
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Slang
1 9.9

A funny online spelling of Jesus used to show surprise

is the simple surprise exclamation rather than the ironic online form
bejesus
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.9

A strong old word people say to show surprise or shock

is the basic exclamation without strong emphasis or extra tone
mercy sake's alive
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Archaic
9.9

A short cry of surprise when something is hard to believe

is the general surprise exclamation rather than focused disbelief
holy buckets
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.9

A short shout that shows surprise or shock

is the broad surprise exclamation without that added astonishment
holy shamoley
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Slang
9.9

A short shout to show surprise or amazement

is the general surprise exclamation rather than the playful form
holy doodle
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.9

A word people say to show strong surprise

is the broader surprise exclamation rather than the mild playful form
holy macaroni
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.6

To show surprise or doubt

is the general surprise exclamation without the family-friendly playfulness
Sweet Jesus
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.9

A short spoken phrase showing strong surprise or shock

is the standard exclamation used for surprise without extra emphasis
Sweet Mary mother of God
vsCreeping Jesus
  • UK
9.9

A strong cry showing surprise or shock

is a basic surprise exclamation rather than the strong invoked form
Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Offensive
9.9

A shout people say when they are very surprised or do not believe something

is the ordinary surprise exclamation rather than the flamboyant emphasis
cheese and rice
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Informal
9.9

A short phrase people say to show surprise or frustration instead of using a religious name

is the direct surprise exclamation rather than the softened euphemism
Christ on a stick
vsCreeping Jesus
  • Offensive
9.9

A short shocked cry showing disbelief about something ridiculous

is the general surprise exclamation rather than the ridiculing form

Surface Forms

Morphology

Creeping + Jesus

Knowing 'creeping' (moving slowly) and 'Jesus' (the religious figure) does not let a learner predict an exclamatory oath from their literal combination. 'Creeping Jesus' is a dialectal/minced-oath interjection whose force and function as an expression of surprise are idiomatic and not compositionally derived from the parts, so a B1 learner would not infer the meaning from the constituents.

Etymology

Creeping Jesus may come from a story about a slow, quiet statue of Jesus that seemed to move or 'creep' and so startled people. So people started saying Creeping Jesus as a quick way to show 'surprise'.