Skip to main content
Glite Dictionary
to take the Browns to the Super Bowl

to take the Browns to the Super Bowl

9.9
To say you need to go to the toilet to poop as a joke
  • idiom
  • NSFW
translation icon : ir al baño
  • I have to take the Browns to the Super Bowl before the meeting.

Examples

  • It became a running joke that every meeting he would disappear to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

  • She laughed and confessed she had to take the Browns to the Super Bowl before the movie started.

  • He left the room suddenly, saying he needed to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

  • Don't bother me; I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!

  • He got up from the couch and said he needed to take the Browns to the Super Bowl before dinner.

  • Every time we watch a long movie, someone always has to take the Browns to the Super Bowl halfway through.

  • She smiled and joked that she would take the Browns to the Super Bowl while her husband finished cooking.

Synonyms

to shit
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
180 8.9

To pass solid waste from the body

is used humorously as a mild euphemism instead of blunt slang
to crap
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
40 9.0

To pass solid waste from your body

is used humorously to soften the act rather than shock with rudeness
to take a shit
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
31 9.9

To go to the toilet to poo

is used humorously and playfully instead of being openly crude
to take a dump
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
26 9.9

To poop solid waste out of the body

is used humorously and playfully instead of plain informal bluntness
to take a crap
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
9 9.9

To poop, said as a rude word

is used humorously as a milder euphemism rather than crude vulgar speech
to drop a deuce
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
3 9.9

To go to the toilet to poop in informal speech

is used humorously as a milder euphemism rather than blunt vulgar language
to pinch one off
vsto take the Browns to the Super Bowl
  • Offensive
1 9.9

To go to the toilet to poop in a rude way

is used humorously to avoid that crude informal idiom

Surface Forms

take the Browns to the Super Bowl infinitive
taking the Browns to the Super Bowl present participle
takes the Browns to the Super Bowl third person singular
took the Browns to the Super Bowl past
taken the Browns to the Super Bowl past participle

Morphology

take + the + Browns + to + the + Super + Bowl

This is a humorous, culture-specific euphemism whose meaning ('to defecate') cannot be derived from the literal meanings of 'take', 'Browns', and 'Super Bowl' — it relies on an idiomatic play on a team name and event rather than regular compositional semantics. A B1 learner who knows the constituent words but has not encountered the expression would not predict this meaning, so it is opaque.

Etymology

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl is a funny saying that creates a clear picture: Browns means brown things, like poo, and the Super Bowl is a very big 'bowl' like a toilet. So, it is a joking way to say 'to defecate'.