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said the blind man

said the blind man

9.9
A joking phrase people use after 'I see' to show they do not believe someone
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : dijo el ciego
  • “I understand everything now,” he said, and his friend replied, “I see, said the blind man.”

Examples

  • After hearing a far-fetched excuse, he rolled his eyes and muttered, “Right, said the blind man.”

  • Whenever someone made a dubious claim, she would respond with, “Sure you do, said the blind man.”

  • I see they finally fixed the roof, said the blind man.

  • Oh, you think you're winning? said the blind man.

  • After hearing an unbelievable story, he shook his head and said, “Sure, said the blind man.”

  • Whenever she made an overly confident statement, he would respond sarcastically, “Right, said the blind man.”

  • He exclaimed, “I see your point!” to which she replied, “Uh-huh, said the blind man.”

Synonyms

you what
vssaid the blind man
  • UK
476 9.9

To ask someone to repeat what they said because you do not believe it

is a playful sarcastic remark rather than a real request for repeat
duh
vssaid the blind man
  • Informal
109 8.1

Shows that something is clear in a joking or sarcastic way

is a humorous sarcastic reply used to signal disbelief, not to instruct
say what
vssaid the blind man
  • Informal
68 9.8

A short phrase showing surprise and not believing what someone said

is said in a joking sarcastic way rather than as true surprise
oh really
vssaid the blind man
13 7.4

Shows surprise or mild doubt about what someone just said

is a joking, sarcastic reply rather than a sincere mild question
said that shit
vssaid the blind man
  • Offensive
5 9.9

A phrase people say to show strong surprise or that they do not believe what someone just said

is a humorous sarcastic line without the usual vulgar or shocking language
I dare say
vssaid the blind man
  • UK
3 7.7

Said when you doubt what someone says, often ironically

is used playfully and sarcastically rather than as a formal remark
durr
vssaid the blind man
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A short mocking word used online to show something is obvious

is a sarcastic joking disbelief that focuses on humor, not pure mockery
the hell you say
vssaid the blind man
  • Informal
9.9

A strong spoken reaction showing surprise and disbelief

is a lighter joking remark rather than an intense shocked reaction

Antonyms

1.0

Accept that something is true or trust a person

How Sarcastic

said the blind man
  • Offensive
9.9
as if
2.1
yeah
  • Informal
7.9
sure
  • Informal
1.0
did not
  • Informal
1.0
oh really
13 7.4

Surface Forms

Morphology

said + the + blind + man

The individual words are transparent, but the expression functions as an ironic/sarcastic tag: it creates a pragmatic joke by juxtaposing 'blind' with statements that imply seeing. A B1 learner who knows the words might sometimes infer the intended sarcasm from context, but the conventionalized humorous/disbelieving use is not fully predictable from the parts alone.

Etymology

Said the blind man is a short joke response that plays on the picture of a blind person hearing someone say 'I see'. Because a blind person cannot 'see', the reply becomes ironic and is used to show you do not believe what was said.