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porcelain goddess

porcelain goddess

9.9
A toilet joked about when someone vomits or a very beautiful, delicate woman
  • noun
  • /ˈpɔːrslɪn ˈɡɒdɪs/
  • NSFW
translation icon : diosa de porcelana
  • After a night of heavy drinking, he spent hours worshipping the porcelain goddess.

Examples

  • He joked that he needed to visit the porcelain goddess after eating too much.

  • She wore a flowing white dress and looked like a porcelain goddess at the event.

  • After the party, he spent hours with the porcelain goddess.

  • Why did he have to bow to the porcelain goddess again?

  • After a night of heavy drinking, he spent hours worshipping the porcelain goddess.

  • He joked that he needed to visit the porcelain goddess after eating too much.

  • Why did he have to bow to the porcelain goddess again?

Synonyms

commode
vsporcelain goddess
  • US
7 5.5

A portable toilet used at a bedside for people who cannot reach a bathroom

is a humorous euphemism often used when vomiting or praising delicate beauty
like a porcelain doll
vsporcelain goddess
  • Informal
1 8.2

Appearing delicate, fragile, and pale like a fine doll

is instead a humorous term often for vomiting into a bathroom fixture

Antonyms

16 1.4

A quality of being unpleasant to look at

Surface Forms

Morphology

porcelain + goddess

The components give partial clues: 'porcelain' can evoke ceramic fixtures (toilets) and 'goddess' signals personification or praise, so a learner might infer a figurative, delicate or personified porcelain object or woman. However, the specific euphemistic use for a toilet or for vomiting into it is culturally colloquial and not directly derivable from the parts alone, so prior exposure is usually needed to get the intended meaning.

Etymology

Porcelain goddess comes from the two images in its words: porcelain (fine white china, which can look like a shiny toilet bowl) and goddess (someone you 'worship'). So, one meaning is a toilet people 'worship' when they have to 'throw up', and another meaning is a woman who seems very delicate and beautiful, like fine china.