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poop machine

poop machine

9.0
A joking name for a baby or animal that often causes many dirty diapers
  • noun
  • /puːp məˈʃiːn/
  • NSFW
translation icon : máquina de caca
  • The vet joked that our new puppy was a poop machine during house training.

Examples

  • The baby is a little poop machine these days.

  • My puppy is such a poop machine!

  • After becoming a parent, I realized my newborn was a real poop machine.

  • My sister warned me that toddlers can be total poop machines when they’re sick.

  • My puppy is such a little poop machine; she goes outside every hour.

  • After feeding the baby, I realized I was changing a tiny poop machine again.

  • Everyone laughs when they see how fast my kitten can turn into a poop machine after dinner.

Synonyms

shitter
vspoop machine
  • Offensive
18 9.9

A rude word for a person who poops

is humorous and focuses on frequent or heavy production rather than crude tone
pooper
vspoop machine
  • NSFW
6 8.1

A child or pet that leaves a dirty mess of body waste

is used humorously to stress frequent or large amounts of waste produced
defecator
vspoop machine
  • Specialized
9.9

A person who passes waste from their bowels

is informal and refers to frequent or heavy bowel output rather than clinical description

Surface Forms

poop machine singular
poop machines plural

Morphology

poop + machine

The meaning is directly and compositionally derivable from 'poop' (feces) + 'machine' (a device that produces something): it denotes something that produces a lot of poop. Although informal and humorous, the noun–noun compounding follows a transparent logic that a B1 learner who knows both words can readily infer.

Etymology

Poop machine is a funny image: imagine a machine that keeps making poop without stopping. That's why people use it for a baby or animal that 'poops a lot'.