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pencil dick

pencil dick

1 9.9
A man with a small or thin penis used as an insult
  • noun
  • /ˈpɛnsl dɪk/
  • Offensive
translation icon : polla pequeña (vulgar)
  • That's my point, pencil dick.

Examples

  • Where are you going, pencil dick?

  • Why don't you try, you fucking pencil dick?

  • You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick.

  • Lick my boots, you fucking pencil-dick!

  • - Fuck you, pencil-dick.

  • He always joked about being a pencil dick, but I never understood why he felt that way.

  • During the locker room talk, they teased each other, calling one another pencil dicks halfheartedly.

  • In the movie, the character humorously refers to his own size, saying, "I might be a pencil dick, but at least I'm confident!"

Synonyms

needle dick
vspencil dick
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A rude insult for a man who has very small private parts

describes a small or thin penis rather than mainly insulting the person
baby dick
vspencil dick
  • Offensive
9.9

An insulting word for someone with a very small penis or who acts like a child

refers mainly to a small or thin penis, not to immaturity

How Big

hugemongous
  • Informal
8.6
average
1.0
pencil dick
  • Offensive
1 9.9
micropenis
  • Specialized
1 8.9

Surface Forms

pencil dick singular
pencil dicks plural

Morphology

pencil + dick

The meaning 'a small or thin penis' is directly and transparently derived from 'pencil' (a thin writing implement) used attributively with 'dick' (penis); the metaphor of thinness/shape is immediate and predictable. Although slang and vulgar in register, the compositional logic follows common English noun-modifier patterns and would be inferable to a B1 learner who knows both constituent words.

Etymology

Pencil dick paints a simple picture: the word dick, a rude word for 'penis', is compared to a thin pencil. That's why people use it as an insult meaning 'a very small or thin penis' or to call someone weak.