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like assholes

like assholes

9.9
A rude way to say everyone has something, often unwanted like opinions
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : como los culos
  • The saying goes that opinions are like assholes, meaning we all have them and they're not always welcome.

Examples

  • He always says, 'Excuses are like assholes; everyone has one.'

  • Don't be offended—she was just quoting that old line about how advice is like assholes; everyone has one.

  • Stop acting like assholes!

  • Everyone has an opinion, just like assholes.

  • He often reminds his friends that advice is like assholes; everyone has one.

  • She joked that opinions are like assholes, suggesting that everyone has one.

  • The phrase reminds us that opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and they can be unwelcome.

Synonyms

opinions are like assholes
vslike assholes
  • Offensive
9.9

Everyone has an opinion, but not every opinion is wanted or useful

is the shorter simile form used to say many things are common and unwanted

Antonyms

3.5

The only one of its kind

582 4.1

Not common and appearing in only a few places

How Common

like assholes
  • Offensive
9.9
common
797 1.0
occasional
285 2.8
rare
582 4.1
unique
3.5

Surface Forms

Morphology

like + asshole

The simile marker 'like' plus the insulting noun 'asshole' yields a directly inferable meaning in many contexts—i.e., 'behave in a way similar to an asshole' (rude, obnoxious)—so a B1 learner who knows the words can often get the basic sense. However, the proverb/pragmatic extension (e.g. 'opinions are like assholes; everyone has one') and the cultural/vulgar nuance require extra pragmatic knowledge, so the relation is only partially predictable.

Etymology

The saying like assholes comes from a rude image: people say 'opinions are like assholes, everyone has one', using assholes to picture something every person has. So the phrase means that something is common to all people and often not wanted or special.