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h-e-double hockey sticks

h-e-double hockey sticks

9.9
A mild, funny phrase people say instead of swearing when surprised or angry
  • noun
  • Informal
translation icon : infierno
  • When she found out she'd been pranked, she yelled, 'What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this?'

Examples

  • Teachers sometimes say 'h-e-double hockey sticks' to avoid swearing in front of children.

  • She exclaimed, "Where the h-e-double hockey sticks did you find that?"

  • 'Why the h-e-double hockey sticks are we late again?' he muttered under his breath.

  • What in h-e-double hockey sticks is going on here?

  • Teachers sometimes say 'h-e-double hockey sticks' to avoid swearing in front of children.

  • 'Why the h-e-double hockey sticks are we late again?' he muttered under his breath.

  • When she found out she'd been pranked, she yelled, 'What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this?'

Synonyms

heck
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Informal
422 7.5

A small amount of care or worry about something

is a humorous euphemism used to avoid stronger swearing
fucking hell
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Offensive
14 9.9

A strong rude shout people use when they feel very angry or shocked

is a humorous mild substitute used to avoid using profanity
HE-double-toothpick
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Slang
9.9

A mild, playful word people use instead of saying hell

is an alternative spelling used for the same playful euphemism
gosh all hemlock
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Archaic
9.9

A short shout people use when they feel surprised or frustrated

is a humorous euphemism aimed at avoiding harsh swear words
fiddlesticks
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Archaic
9.9

An old-fashioned word people say to show disbelief or annoyance

is a light playful substitute used instead of stronger swears
Christ on a stick
vsh-e-double hockey sticks
  • Offensive
9.9

A short shocked cry showing disbelief about something ridiculous

is a humorous euphemism used to avoid serious blasphemous language

Surface Forms

Morphology

h-e-double + hockey + sticks

The phrase is a playful euphemistic spelling for 'hell' and does not convey that meaning through the literal senses of its parts; knowing 'hockey' and 'sticks' (and the non-word 'h-e-double') gives no transparent semantic route to 'hell'. This is culturally specific wordplay/orthographic substitution and therefore idiomatic and unpredictable for a B1 learner without prior exposure.

Etymology

H-e-double hockey sticks may come from spelling the word 'hell' out loud: you say h-e and then picture two hockey sticks as the two letter 'L's. That's why people use it as a milder way to say 'hell' or to avoid swearing.