dick in one's hand
- idiom
- NSFW
- He forgot his notes and stood on stage with his dick in his hand, unsure what to say next.
Examples
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Don't show up to the interview with your dick in your hand; always be prepared!
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When the meeting ended early, I was left there with my dick in my hand and no presentation ready.
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Don't be caught with a dick in your hand during the presentation!
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Why do you always look like you have a dick in your hand when asked a question?
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He forgot his notes and stood on stage with his dick in his hand, unsure what to say next.
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When the meeting ended early, I was left there with my dick in my hand and no presentation ready.
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Don't show up to the interview with your dick in your hand; always be prepared!
Synonyms
Surprised and not ready for something that happens suddenly
Found unprepared and embarrassed when something unexpected happens
A rude way to say someone is in an embarrassing situation and unprepared
Antonyms
Surface Forms
Morphology
The idiomatic meaning (‘being unprepared or caught off guard’) does not follow from the literal meanings of 'dick' + 'in' + 'one's' + 'hand'; a learner who knows the words will likely interpret a literal, vulgar image rather than infer the figurative sense. This expression is culturally marked and metaphorical, so its intended meaning is unpredictable without prior exposure and thus opaque to a B1 learner.
Etymology
Dick in one's hand paints a rude image of someone standing holding their dick in their hand, exposed and unsure how to act. That's why it means 'unprepared' or 'embarrassed'.