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chocolate teapot

chocolate teapot

1 8.8
Something completely useless for the job it is made for
  • noun
  • UK
translation icon : cosa inútil
  • Her suggestion to improve efficiency was nothing more than a chocolate teapot, offering no real value.

Examples

  • Trying to use that old computer for modern gaming is like using a chocolate teapot to brew coffee.

  • CLYDE: Useless as a chocolate teapot.

  • That plan is just a chocolate teapot; it won't help us achieve our goals at all.

Synonyms

as useful as a chocolate teapot
vschocolate teapot
  • UK
9.9

Completely useless in real situations

is the original noun image used to call things impractical
nonutility
vschocolate teapot
8.9

A thing that has no practical use

is used for things utterly impractical in the situation they were meant for
tinker's dam
vschocolate teapot
  • Archaic
9.9

Something of very little or no value

is about being useless for its intended purpose rather than worth alone
whangdoodle
vschocolate teapot
  • Archaic
9.9

An odd gadget that seems useless and hard to understand

is instead something utterly impractical for its intended purpose

Antonyms

947 1.0

Helps you do practical tasks or solve a problem

49 3.7

Useful and practical rather than decorative

How Useful

essential
50 2.4
novelty
27 3.9
chocolate teapot
  • UK
1 8.8

Surface Forms

Morphology

chocolate + teapot

The image of a teapot made from chocolate strongly suggests impracticality (it would melt or crumble), so the meaning ‘utterly useless or impractical’ is motivated and can be inferred from the constituents. However, this requires world knowledge and a metaphorical inference rather than straightforward compositional rules, so a B1 learner may need that imaginative leap rather than deriving the sense immediately.

Etymology

Chocolate teapot comes from the clear image of a teapot made of chocolate that would melt when you poured hot water. That's why people call something a chocolate teapot when it is 'useless' and cannot do its job.