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to calm one's tits

to calm one's tits

9.9
Tell someone or yourself to relax and stop being angry in a rude way
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : tranquilizarse (vulgar)
  • You need to calm your tits and stop worrying about the little things.

Examples

  • He just needs to calm his tits and take a deep breath before reacting.

  • Look, I've watched over the Inn like 70 times so calm your tits, I've got this.

  • She told him to calm his tits when he got upset over the mistake.

Synonyms

to calm down
vsto calm one's tits
  • Informal
594 1.4

To become less angry, excited, or upset

is more vulgar and blunt than this neutral everyday expression
to chill out
vsto calm one's tits
  • Informal
99 4.9

To relax and become calm after you feel upset

is cruder and more forceful than this gentle suggestion
to cool it
vsto calm one's tits
  • Informal
55 6.2

To calm down and stop being angry or excited

is cruder and more vulgar than this short informal command
chillax
vsto calm one's tits
  • Slang
1 8.9

Used to tell someone to calm down and relax

is more vulgar and blunt than this playful informal exclamation
to keep your knickers on
vsto calm one's tits
  • UK
1 9.6

Stay calm and do not become angry or upset

is cruder and more vulgar than this milder British phrase
to keep your tits on
vsto calm one's tits
  • Offensive
9.9

Stay calm and do not get angry or impatient

uses different words to tell someone to relax

Antonyms

to freak out
  • Informal
430 6.8

To become very upset or afraid suddenly and lose control

362 1.0

Make someone feel sad or worried

How Calm

to calm one's tits
  • Offensive
9.9
to calm down
  • Informal
594 1.4
to chill out
  • Informal
99 4.9

Surface Forms

calm one's tits infinitive
calmed one's tits past participle
calming one's tits present participle
calms one's tits third person singular

Morphology

calm + one + tit

The verb 'calm' clearly conveys the intended action (to soothe or relax), so a learner who knows that verb could guess the general meaning. However, the possessive + body-part slot 'one's tits' is a vulgar, metaphorical emphatic insertion rather than a literal object, and its pragmatic force and register are not predictable from the constituent words alone. Because the core action is transparent but the idiomatic, vulgar use of the body-part is culturally loaded and not fully derivable, this is best classified as semi-transparent.

Etymology

Calm one's tits is rude slang that uses the word tits, a rude word for breasts, to make the command to 'calm down' much stronger. That's why people use it as a harsh or joking way to tell someone 'to relax' or 'stop being angry'.