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Are bears Catholic?

Are bears Catholic?

9.9
A sarcastic question people ask to say the answer is obviously yes
  • idiom
  • Informal
translation icon : ¿Acaso los osos son católicos?
  • Whenever someone asks a painfully obvious question, she replies, 'Are bears Catholic?' and rolls her eyes.

Examples

  • He asked if she wanted coffee in the morning, so she shot back, 'Are bears Catholic?'

  • When Tom wondered if the meeting would take long, Mark retorted, 'Are bears Catholic?' to make his point.

  • Of course, are bears Catholic?

  • You really think he would do that? Are bears Catholic?

  • When I asked if he liked pizza, he just laughed and said, 'Are bears Catholic?'

  • She rolled her eyes and responded, 'Are bears Catholic?' when he asked if it was cold outside.

  • After hearing his ridiculous question, she quickly shot back, 'Are bears Catholic?'

Synonyms

does the Pope shit in the woods
vsAre bears Catholic?
  • Offensive
9.9

A funny informal way to say yes very clearly and strongly

is more sharply sarcastic rather than merely humorous
is the sky blue?
vsAre bears Catholic?
  • Informal
8.2

A question asked to show the answer is obviously yes

is sarcastic rather than simply stating the obvious
can a duck swim
vsAre bears Catholic?
  • Informal
9.5

A question people ask to show the answer is clearly yes

is more sarcastic and ironic rather than playful
does a bear crap in the woods
vsAre bears Catholic?
  • Offensive
9.9

To say yes strongly in an informal, rude way

is sarcastic and less crude than this vulgar expression

Surface Forms

Morphology

be + bear + Catholic?

Although a learner who knows 'bear' and 'Catholic' can understand the literal words, the sarcastic rhetorical force meaning 'of course' is not derivable from the constituents; it depends on pragmatic and cultural knowledge of this fixed rhetorical question pattern. The expression functions idiomatically (like 'Is the pope Catholic?') so a B1 learner who has not encountered it before is unlikely to infer the intended sarcastic yes from the parts alone.

Etymology

Are bears Catholic? is a joking, sarcastic question that makes a silly image by asking if bears are Catholic. Because that image is so absurd, people use it to say the answer to a previous question is obviously 'yes'.