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wanker's cramp

wanker's cramp

9.9
A painful tightness in the hand after doing the same movement too much, for example when typing or gaming
  • noun
  • Offensive
translation icon : calambre por masturbarse
  • Typing reports nonstop gave him a case of wanker's cramp by evening.

Examples

  • She claimed her wanker's cramp was acting up after a long day at the keyboard.

  • After spending all afternoon playing video games, he joked about his wanker's cramp.

  • After hours of gaming, I suffered from wanker's cramp.

  • Don't complain about wanker's cramps unless you've tried typing for so long!

  • After spending all afternoon playing video games, he joked about his wanker's cramp.

  • She claimed her wanker's cramp was acting up after a long day at the keyboard.

  • Typing reports nonstop gave him a case of wanker's cramp by evening.

Synonyms

carpal tunnel syndrome
vswanker's cramp
  • Specialized
5 3.5

A feeling of pain, numbness, or weakness in the hand caused by a nerve being squeezed in the wrist

is an informal term for repetitive use pain rather than nerve compression effects
writer's cramp
vswanker's cramp
  • Specialized
1 7.5

A painful, tight feeling in the hand or fingers after writing for a long time

is an informal humorous name for painful hand problems from repetitive use

Surface Forms

Morphology

wanker's + cramp

The phrase is compositionally built from 'wanker's' (indicating the activity/person associated with masturbating or repetitive hand use) plus 'cramp' (a painful muscle contraction), so its meaning — a cramp caused by that activity or repetitive hand use — is directly inferable from the parts. It is informal and vulgar slang (so learners may not know or use it), but given knowledge of the constituent words the sense is transparent.

Etymology

Wanker's cramp comes from a rude joke: a wanker is a crude word for someone who masturbates and a cramp is a painful tightness in a muscle. People used the image of a sore hand from too much use, so the phrase is now used jokingly for 'a painful hand condition from repetitive use'.