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total shitburger

total shitburger

9.9
A very bad excuse that people do not believe
  • noun
  • Offensive
translation icon : excusa de mierda
  • His excuse for being late was a total shitburger.

Examples

  • The boss wasn't fooled by his total shitburger for missing the meeting.

  • I can't believe you thought that total shitburger would work as an excuse.

  • Their apology for the error sounded like a total shitburger to everyone.

  • This meeting was a total shitburger!

  • His excuse for missing the deadline was a total shitburger; nobody took it seriously.

  • The explanation she gave for her mistake was considered a total shitburger by the team.

  • After hearing his reasoning, everyone agreed it was a total shitburger and demanded better accountability.

Synonyms

goddamn excuse
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
1 9.9

A rude way to say someone's reason is weak and not acceptable

is wider, applying also to silly or poor situations not only excuses
fuckwaffle excuse
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

A silly made-up reason someone gives to avoid blame

is broader, covering both ridiculous excuses and bad situations
total lamesauce
vstotal shitburger
  • Slang
9.9

A weak excuse that people do not believe

also covers bad situations, not only poor explanations
total shitbucket
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

A project, event, or thing that fails very badly

adds the idea of being a ridiculous or unacceptable excuse as well
complete buttfuck
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

A very bad, chaotic situation used as rude slang

can be used more generally for ridiculous excuses as well
total shitfuck
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

A situation that is very messy and badly managed

is more about poor or ridiculous excuses than only chaos
absolute shite
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

Something that is very bad and not useful

focuses more on bad excuses or silly situations rather than object quality
poop sandwich
vstotal shitburger
  • NSFW
9.9

A very bad situation you must deal with

adds that the situation can also be a ridiculous or unacceptable excuse
complete shitheap
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

Something in very bad condition and nearly falling apart

is about bad situations or excuses rather than physical decay
shit on toast
vstotal shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude way to say food or other things are very bad

is broader, applying to ridiculous excuses and general bad situations

Antonyms

1.0

A cause or explanation for something that happened

156 4.0

A reason or explanation that shows an action is acceptable

How Bad

fiasco
76 6.2
total shitburger
  • Offensive
9.9
excuse
245 5.3

Surface Forms

Morphology

total + shitburger

The compound combines the vulgar negative sense of 'shit' with 'burger' to create a derogatory coined noun, so a learner who knows the parts can guess it labels something as very bad or crappy. However, 'shitburger' is informal/slang and non-dictionary, and the exact nuance (e.g. whether it refers to an excuse, situation, or object) and acceptability are not fully predictable, so it is only partially transparent to a B1 learner.

Etymology

Total shitburger creates a shocking image: a sandwich called a burger made of shit, something very disgusting. So calling something a total shitburger is a strong, rude way to say it is completely 'rubbish' or a pathetic 'excuse'.