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suckage

suckage

1 9.9
A very bad or disappointing quality
  • noun
  • /ˈsʌkɪdʒ/
  • NSFW
translation icon : mala calidad
  • Well, in short, I've been wrecking my wrist, which sucks for blogging, bathing, eating, driving, sleeping, and working. Pretty much all aspects of my life are currently affected by some level of suckage.

Examples

  • You're ranting, and that second paragraph was lacking important details regarding the who/what/where/how of the suckage.

    Blog text (20)
  • Sorry to hear about all this suckage, but thanks for sharing.

    Blog text (16)
  • And you just have to go through that suckage to get to back to the facility.

  • I have to work around here, and unfortunately, Troy... you are a master at the art of time suckage.

  • If my job is going to suck either way, I'll take the suckage that requires less work.

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  • One terrible just isn't enough to fully encapsulate the amount of suckage in that pile of dog shit.

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  • Now, using other people's bad behavior as an excuse to quit (or to suck and refuse to improve beyond suckage) is dumb, sure.

    Blog text (21)
  • The movie was filled with suckage, leaving the audience disappointed and unimpressed.

  • Many fans criticized the album for its overall suckage, claiming it did not live up to their expectations.

  • The team's suckage this season has disappointed their loyal supporters, who expected a better performance.

Synonyms

crap
vssuckage
  • Offensive
8.5

Words that are false or useless

describes the bad quality itself rather than calling an item worthless
bummer
vssuckage
  • Informal
69 7.2

An event that makes you feel disappointed or frustrated

refers to a general bad quality rather than a single disappointing event
turd
vssuckage
  • Offensive
61 9.6

A rude word for a person or thing that is very bad and not worth anything

describes the poor quality itself rather than insulting a person or object
shittiness
vssuckage
  • Offensive
1 9.6

A very bad quality that makes something unpleasant

focuses on general bad quality rather than degree or measure
crappiness
vssuckage
  • NSFW
1 7.8

A feeling that things are bad or you feel unwell

speaks of poor quality rather than feelings or mood
suckitude
vssuckage
  • Slang
9.9

How bad or unpleasant something is

is used as informal slang without the extra humorous tone

Antonyms

150 3.2

Very high quality or skill that makes one stand out

How Bad

catastrophe
176 7.0
awfulness
7 6.0
suckage
  • NSFW
1 9.9
disappointment
223 1.7
annoyance
21 3.2

Surface Forms

suckage singular
suckages plural

Morphology

suckage = suck (semi-transparent) = suck + age

The suffix '-age' typically denotes a collection or condition, but the slang usage deviates from standard derivation.

Etymology

Suckage comes from the everyday verb suck, which originally means 'to take in by mouth' and in slang came to mean 'to be very bad'. So suckage is a casual noun that names the badness or disappointing quality of something.