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to piss oneself

to piss oneself

5 9.9
To wet your clothes when you laugh a lot or feel very afraid
  • phrasal verb
  • /pɪs wʌnˈsɛlf/
  • Offensive
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  • He was laughing so hard during the comedy show that he nearly pissed himself.
  • looks like you pissed yourself

Examples

Synonyms

to pee
vsto piss oneself
  • Informal
371 2.6

To let out the body's yellow liquid

is more vulgar and commonly implies loss of control from strong emotion
to shit oneself
vsto piss oneself
  • Offensive
7 9.9

To feel very frightened or surprised and often accidentally poop yourself

is about urination and is often used hyperbolically for extreme laughter
to poop in one's pants
vsto piss oneself
  • NSFW
1 9.9

To accidentally pass solid waste into your underwear because of fear or sickness

is a vulgar expression usually used jokingly to indicate extreme laughter
to pee one's pants
vsto piss oneself
  • Informal
8.4

To accidentally wet your clothes because you feel very scared, very excited, or laugh too hard

is more vulgar and often used jokingly for extreme laughter
to wet one's pants
vsto piss oneself
  • NSFW
8.6

To accidentally pee in your clothes from fear, laughter, or embarrassment

is more vulgar and often used jokingly rather than literally
to soil oneself
vsto piss oneself
  • NSFW
9.9

To accidentally pee or poo in your clothes because you are very scared

is specifically about urination and more vulgar in tone
to shat one's pants
vsto piss oneself
  • Offensive
9.9

Poop in your clothes by accident because you are very scared or shocked

is specifically used vulgarly to express extreme laughter rather than literal defecation
to poop oneself
vsto piss oneself
  • NSFW
9.7

To accidentally dirty your clothes with waste from your body because of fear, shock, or strong excitement

is about bladder loss and is often used jokingly for strong laughter

Antonyms

30 3.4

Stay calm and control your feelings when things are hard

To stop yourself from making a sound when something is funny

How Amused

to piss oneself
  • Offensive
5 9.9
to crack up
  • Informal
18 3.5
to laugh
1.0
to chuckle
237 2.0
to smile
1.0

Surface Forms

piss oneself infinitive
pissed oneself past participle
pissing oneself present participle
pisses oneself third person singular

Morphology

piss + oneself

The combination of 'piss' (to urinate) and 'oneself' (reflexive) yields a directly inferable literal meaning ('to urinate on oneself'), so a B1 learner who knows the words will grasp the core sense. However, the frequent hyperbolic use meaning 'laugh uncontrollably' or 'become so frightened you lose bladder control' is an extended, pragmatic use and not fully predictable from the parts (and the vulgar register may obscure acceptability), so the expression is only partially transparent.

Etymology

The phrase piss oneself comes from the literal image of someone so frightened or so amused that they piss, that is, wet oneself. So people now use it, often in a rude, exaggerated way, to mean 'laugh uncontrollably' or 'lose control because of fear'.