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piss-up in a brewery

piss-up in a brewery

9.9
A rude British phrase that says someone is very bad at organizing events
  • idiom
  • /pɪs ʌp ɪn ə ˈbruːəri/
  • NSFW
translation icon : no podría organizar una fiesta de borrachos en una cervecería
  • He couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery, which resulted in the party being a complete disaster.

Examples

  • After the event fell apart, everyone joked that they couldn't plan a piss-up in a brewery.

  • As a Libyan, I am sad to say that my compatriots cannot organize a piss-up in a brewery, to use an English colloquialism.

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  • The manager is so disorganized that he couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery if his job depended on it.

Synonyms

to organise a piss-up in a brewery
vspiss-up in a brewery
  • NSFW
9.9

To be unable to manage even a very simple task because you are very bad at doing things

is the same idea but given as a shorter idiom form
find (one's) ass with both hands and a flashlight
vspiss-up in a brewery
  • Offensive
9.9

Not able to do simple tasks, often confused and disorganized

is similar but uses milder, chiefly British informal phrasing
couldn't find his ass with both hands
vspiss-up in a brewery
  • Offensive
9.9

A rude way to say someone is very bad at simple tasks and easily confused

focuses on poor organization and managing rather than general confusion

Antonyms

114 3.6

Able to do a job well because of skill and knowledge

19 2.0

Having things in order so they are easy to find

How Competent

piss-up in a brewery
  • NSFW
9.9
incompetent
141 4.9
competent
114 3.6
capable
945 1.4

Surface Forms

Morphology

piss-up + in + a + brewery

Although the literal parts yield 'a drinking party in a brewery', the intended meaning ('so bad at organising that one cannot even arrange an obvious drinking event') is an ironic cultural idiom relying on slang ('piss‑up') and pragmatic inference. This evaluative, hyperbolic usage and the irony are not predictably derivable from the constituents by a B1 learner, so the expression is opaque.

Etymology

Piss-up in a brewery comes from a simple picture: a piss-up is a loud drinking party and a brewery is a place already full of beer, so putting a party there should be very easy. Saying someone 'couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery' means they are very bad at organising things — in other words, 'incompetent' or 'disorganized'.