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mental masturbation

mental masturbation

1 9.9
Long, pointless thinking or talking that gives no useful result
  • noun
  • /ˈmɛn.təl ˌmæstəˈbeɪ.ʃən/
  • Offensive
: masturbación intelectual
  • So all this advice to him is really a form of mental masturbation.

And I think that mental masturbation and the sort of cerebral game that a lot of people can play, it does lead to an action.

Examples

  • Stop the mental masturbation and get involved.

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  • Nothing but mental masturbation, as no evidence is presented.

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  • Stop engaging in mental masturbation and trying to convince yourself that either one is better than the other.

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  • I love science, but I dislike mental masturbation.

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  • Is reading Hofstadter just mental masturbation?

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  • The debate quickly turned into mental masturbation with no practical solutions offered.

  • He realized that engaging in mental masturbation was preventing him from making real progress.

  • Many hours of discussion ended up being just mental masturbation, leaving important problems unaddressed.

Synonyms

intellectual masturbation
vsmental masturbation
  • Offensive
9.9

Long, pointless thinking or talking that only shows off knowledge

is identical in meaning but phrased more generally as prolonged intellectual activity

Antonyms

∞ 1.3

Doing things to get results

The amount of useful work a person or thing does

How Useful

theoretical
133 6.3
speculation
288 4.8
mental masturbation
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Surface Forms

Morphology

mental + masturbation

The phrase maps a concrete, sexual action ('masturbation') metaphorically onto cognition ('mental'), so a learner who knows both words can plausibly infer 'self-indulgent or pointless intellectual activity' from the parts. However the sense is metaphorical/taboo and carries pragmatic nuance that is not strictly compositional or universally used, so full understanding of register and precise meaning often requires prior exposure.

Etymology

Mental masturbation uses a strong picture: mental (the mind) plus masturbation (the act of pleasing oneself) to show thinking that only feels good to the thinker and does nothing useful. That's why it means 'long, self-indulgent thinking that does not lead to action'.