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mental masturbation

mental masturbation

1 9.9
Long, pointless thinking or talking that gives no useful result
  • noun
  • /ˈmɛn.təl ˌmæstəˈbeɪ.ʃən/
  • Offensive
translation icon : masturbación intelectual
  • So all this advice to him is really a form of mental masturbation.

And I think that mental masturbation and the sort of cerebral game that a lot of people can play, it does lead to an action.

Examples

  • Stop the mental masturbation and get involved.

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  • Nothing but mental masturbation, as no evidence is presented.

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  • Stop engaging in mental masturbation and trying to convince yourself that either one is better than the other.

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  • I love science, but I dislike mental masturbation.

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  • Is reading Hofstadter just mental masturbation?

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  • The debate quickly turned into mental masturbation with no practical solutions offered.

  • He realized that engaging in mental masturbation was preventing him from making real progress.

  • Many hours of discussion ended up being just mental masturbation, leaving important problems unaddressed.

Synonyms

intellectual masturbation
vsmental masturbation
  • Offensive
9.9

Long, pointless thinking or talking that only shows off knowledge

is identical in meaning but phrased more generally as prolonged intellectual activity

Antonyms

1.3

Doing things to get results

The amount of useful work a person or thing does

How Useful

theoretical
133 6.3
speculation
288 4.8
mental masturbation
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Surface Forms

Morphology

mental + masturbation

The phrase maps a concrete, sexual action ('masturbation') metaphorically onto cognition ('mental'), so a learner who knows both words can plausibly infer 'self-indulgent or pointless intellectual activity' from the parts. However the sense is metaphorical/taboo and carries pragmatic nuance that is not strictly compositional or universally used, so full understanding of register and precise meaning often requires prior exposure.

Etymology

Mental masturbation uses a strong picture: mental (the mind) plus masturbation (the act of pleasing oneself) to show thinking that only feels good to the thinker and does nothing useful. That's why it means 'long, self-indulgent thinking that does not lead to action'.