fucktillion excuse
- noun
- Offensive
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un puto montón de excusas
- Every time she misses a deadline, there's a fucktillion excuse ready.
Examples
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He came up with a fucktillion excuse to get out of helping us move.
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I can't believe you have a fucktillion excuses for not going!
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My manager has a fucktillion excuse for not giving us a raise.
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He gave a fucktillion excuse for being late.
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Whenever she wants to avoid a conversation, she has a fucktillion excuse ready to go.
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He always keeps a fucktillion excuse on hand whenever we plan a group outing.
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No matter what the situation is, she seems to have a fucktillion excuse to justify her absence.
Synonyms
A very large informal number people use when they mean many things
Many different reasons a person gives to avoid blame
A large pile of bad excuses that do not sound true
How Many
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859
1.7
Surface Forms
Morphology
The phrase is transparently compositional: 'fucktillion' conveys a hyperbolic, very large number and 'excuse' means a justification, so together they mean a huge number of excuses. Although the first element is slang and vulgar, the '-tillion'/'-zillion' pattern and the semantic combination are obvious to learners who know the constituent meanings.
Etymology
Fucktillion excuse joins the rude word fuck and the made-up number part -tillion to paint the picture of an almost endless pile of reasons. That's why it is used to mean 'a huge number of excuses'.