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first of never

first of never

9.9
People say this to show that something will not happen
  • idiom
  • Informal
translation icon : el primero de nunca
  • If you expect him to apologize, you'll be waiting until the first of never.

Examples

  • That policy change will happen on the first of never if the current management has its way.

  • It looks like our vacation plans are scheduled for the first of never.

  • This is the first of never for me!

  • You will get a raise on the first of never.

  • If you expect him to apologize, you'll be waiting until the first of never.

  • It looks like our vacation plans are scheduled for the first of never.

  • You will get a raise on the first of never.

Synonyms

in a million years
vsfirst of never
  • Informal
38 4.3

Saying this shows something is very unlikely to happen

is used also to say an opportunity will not come again
fat chance
vsfirst of never
  • Informal
2 8.1

A way to say something is very unlikely to happen

is broader and can state impossibility without sarcasm
not for the world
vsfirst of never
  • Informal
1 6.7

To never do something, no matter what happens

is more about unlikely events than individual refusal
pigs might fly
vsfirst of never
  • Informal
1 9.8

A phrase people say to show something is very unlikely to happen

focuses on general improbability rather than personal refusal
not on your life
vsfirst of never
  • Informal
7.8

Say it to show you will never do something

is used more for stating general improbability than personal refusal

How Lucky

lucky break
  • Informal
13 3.2
first of never
  • Informal
9.9

Surface Forms

Morphology

first + of + never

The combination of 'first' and 'never' is ironic and idiomatic — the literal meanings contradict and do not straightforwardly yield 'very unlikely/impossible' or 'won't occur again.' Interpreting this expression requires pragmatic/figurative awareness (sarcasm or slang use) that a B1 learner who only knows the constituent words would not reliably have.

Etymology

The idiom first of never is a joking way to make a date impossible: we often say the 'first' of a month, but here the time is never, which cannot be a real date. So saying the first of never means something will 'never' happen or is very unlikely.