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dumb as a doornail

dumb as a doornail

8.9
Very foolish or not showing any reaction
  • idiom
  • Offensive
translation icon : más tonto que una puerta
  • After failing the quiz, he felt dumb as a doornail and couldn't believe how simple the questions were.

So you'd, you'd have to be dumb as a doornail to not realize that you're talking to ACIA officer at that point.

Examples

  • When she failed to understand the joke, her friends teased her, saying she was dumb as a doornail.

  • The proposal was so poorly thought out that everyone agreed it was dumb as a doornail.

  • Dumb as a doornail.

    Fiction book (2001)

Synonyms

dumb
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
945 3.2

Not able to understand or learn things quickly

is far stronger adding complete unresponsiveness to simple lack of sense
foolish
vsdumb as a doornail
505 1.3

Not showing good sense and making unwise choices

is stronger highlighting extreme senselessness and unresponsiveness
idiotic
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
115 4.4

Very silly and showing bad judgment

is about being senseless or unresponsive rather than ridicule
brainless
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
24 3.5

Very stupid and not using common sense

adds extreme unresponsiveness and senselessness beyond mere lack of sense
simple-minded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
16 7.1

Not very intelligent and too naive about complex things

is harsher stressing extreme senselessness rather than naivety
boneheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
8 8.0

Very stupid and not thinking clearly

adds extreme unresponsiveness rather than only poor judgment
dim-witted
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
6 5.6

Not quick to understand or learn

focuses more on utter senselessness than on slow thinking
dimwitted
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
6 5.3

Not very smart and slow to understand things

emphasizes complete unresponsiveness rather than mere slowness
thickheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
4 7.9

Slow to understand simple ideas or instructions

is more extreme and implies unresponsiveness rather than mere slowness
dumb as a post
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
3 9.9

Very slow to understand or react

is the same idea but uses a different idiom for emphasis
dunderheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
1 7.9

Being very foolish and showing poor judgment

focuses more on being senseless and unresponsive than general stupidity
knuckleheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Informal
1 8.4

Acting in a silly, thoughtless way

is harsher stressing complete unresponsiveness not just silly action
lamebrained
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
1 8.4

Very silly and not showing good sense

is harsher stressing extreme senselessness instead of mere silliness
fatheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
1 8.8

Not very smart or sensible

adds extreme senselessness and unresponsiveness beyond simple insult
crackbrained
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
1 9.9

Very foolish and not sensible or responsible

focuses instead on utter senselessness and lack of reaction
rock-dumb
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.8

So surprised that you cannot speak or move

is similar but stresses being unresponsive as if shocked
dumb as a bag of hammers
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.8

Very stupid and not able to think clearly

emphasizes unresponsiveness and senselessness rather than vivid imagery
lunkheaded
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.8

Being very foolish and clumsy in how someone thinks or acts

stresses extreme senselessness and lack of reaction beyond clumsiness
ass-brained
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

Very foolish and acting without thinking

is stronger and stresses utter unresponsiveness beyond thoughtlessness
nitwitted
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
8.4

Not very smart and likely to make poor choices

is stronger and stresses utter senselessness rather than mild foolishness
wooden-headed
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
8.9

Slow to understand or learn things

adds a sense of being entirely unresponsive beyond slowness
duncish
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

Slow to understand things and often acting foolishly

is stronger stressing utter senselessness rather than simple dullness
duncical
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

Very foolish and showing little sense

is more extreme and stresses complete unresponsiveness beyond resemblance
bullet-headed
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.7

Being stubborn and not clever

focuses on pure senselessness and unresponsiveness rather than stubbornness
baka
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

Very foolish and not showing good sense

is more extreme stressing total unresponsiveness not just poor choices
one brick short of a full load
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is a little foolish or not very smart

is far stronger meaning extreme foolishness and unresponsiveness
half a head
vsdumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
9.9

A person who is foolish and lacks common sense

is more intense implying utter senselessness and no reaction

Antonyms

sharp as a tack
  • Informal
5 6.7

Able to understand new things very quickly

4 4.8

Able to think and give smart fast answers

How Foolish

dumb as a doornail
  • Offensive
8.9
idiotic
  • Offensive
115 4.4
stupid
  • Offensive
1.0
foolish
505 1.3
silly
976 1.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

dumb + as + a + doornail

The intensifying simile relies on the fixed phrase 'doornail', an archaic/obscure noun that does not contribute a literal sense of 'extremely foolish'; knowing 'dumb', 'as', 'a' and even the parts of 'doornail' would not allow a B1 learner to derive the idiomatic meaning. The expression is culturally and historically bound (and related to variants like 'dead as a doornail'), so its meaning is unpredictable from its constituents and therefore opaque to learners.

Etymology

Dumb as a doornail may come from the old image of a heavy doornail hammered so flat it could not move or make a sound. So, because dumb used to mean 'silent' or 'not able to speak', the picture of a nailed-down, quiet thing became a way to say someone is completely unresponsive or very foolish.