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crotch goblin

crotch goblin

9.9
A young child who is noisy and causes trouble
  • noun
  • Offensive
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  • He joked that his three-year-old niece was a certified crotch goblin at family gatherings.

Examples

  • Their new babysitter seemed unfazed by the chaos their crotch goblins created every afternoon.

  • After hours with the crotch goblin, she was ready for a quiet night in.

  • My little brother is such a crotch goblin!

  • Those crotch goblins are running around the park.

  • After hours with the crotch goblin, she was ready for a quiet night in.

  • He joked that his three-year-old niece was a certified crotch goblin at family gatherings.

  • Their new babysitter seemed unfazed by the chaos their crotch goblins created every afternoon.

Synonyms

pipsqueak
vscrotch goblin
  • Offensive
9 7.5

A person who is small or weak and not taken seriously, often in a teasing way

highlights unruly, mischievous behavior rather than smallness or insignificance
little rugrat
vscrotch goblin
  • Slang
1 8.2

A small child who makes trouble in a playful way

uses slang and a mocking, more insulting tone rather than affection
crotch fruit
vscrotch goblin
  • NSFW
9.9

A joking, slightly rude way to call someone's children

refers specifically to a mischievous or unruly young child
crotch dumpling
vscrotch goblin
  • Informal
9.9

A silly, clumsy person or a small child who sits in someone's lap

focuses on misbehavior and unruliness rather than cuddly awkwardness

Antonyms

angel
  • Informal
304 1.0

A very kind person who helps others

1 1.2

A child or pet that acts politely and calmly

Surface Forms

crotch goblin singular

Morphology

crotch + goblin

The components give a clear image: 'goblin' suggests a small, naughty creature and 'crotch' specifies bodily location, so a learner can plausibly infer a small troublesome person associated with a parent's crotch (i.e. a clingy or unruly young child). However, this is slangy, metaphorical and culture-specific, and the precise mapping to 'mischievous/unruly child' is not fully predictable for a B1 learner without exposure.

Etymology

Crotch goblin makes a silly image by joining crotch (the area where small children often cling or run around an adult's legs) and goblin (a small, naughty creature), so you can imagine a tiny troublemaker at your feet. That's why people use it jokingly to mean a 'mischievous or unruly child'.