crocked

9.9

So drunk that you cannot stand or think clearly

adjective
/krɑkt/

Slang

: ebrio

He stumbled around the party, clearly crocked after drinking too much wine.

Examples

She knew she was crocked when she started singing loudly in the middle of the street.
After celebrating all night, he woke up feeling completely crocked and unable to remember anything.
The man's bloody crocked.

The Damned United (2009)

Synonyms

drunk

vscrocked

∞ 1.6

Having too much alcohol makes your body and mind not work normally

is the informal, blunt label stressing the same heavy impairment

tight

vscrocked

Archaic

12 9.9

Very drunk after drinking too much

is the more direct modern informal term stressing serious impairment

inebriated

vscrocked

Formal

8 6.5

To be very drunk after drinking too much alcohol

is the informal, stronger term stressing noticeable impairment

stiff

vscrocked

Slang

8 9.6

Very drunk after drinking too much

is the fuller blunt expression emphasising impaired function

drunk as a skunk

vscrocked

Informal

4 8.9

Too much alcohol makes a person very unsteady and unable to think clearly

is the straightforward informal term highlighting being impaired

blind drunk

vscrocked

Informal

3 7.9

So affected by alcohol that you are not aware of what you do or where you are

is similar but focuses on visible impairment rather than unawareness

blotto

vscrocked

Archaic

3 9.9

Very drunk so you cannot act or think clearly

is the same idea but used more casually or colloquially

cockeyed

vscrocked

Archaic

1 9.7

Very drunk after drinking too much

is the straightforward term stressing overall impairment rather than tilt

soused

vscrocked

Informal

1 9.0

Very drunk after drinking too much alcohol

is the more blunt, informal label for the same impairment

pie-eyed

vscrocked

Archaic

1 9.5

Extremely drunk and not able to behave normally

is more general and stresses clear impairment rather than appearance

hammered

vscrocked

Slang

1 8.4

Very drunk from drinking alcohol

is similar but carries a rougher, less formal tone

rat-arsed

vscrocked

Offensive

1 9.9

Very drunk after drinking too much alcohol

is the plain informal term stressing impairment rather than slang vividness

squiffy

vscrocked

Slang

1 9.9

A little drunk after drinking alcohol

is the more clearly heavy term focusing on definite impairment

sozzled

vscrocked

Slang

1 9.9

Very drunk after drinking too much alcohol

is the cruder variant highlighting clear functional impairment

smashed

vscrocked

Slang

8.4

Very drunk after drinking a lot of alcohol

is the direct, informal word emphasising being badly impaired

sloshed

vscrocked

Informal

9.2

Very drunk after drinking too much

is the cruder, more forceful way to name similar heavy drinking

plastered

vscrocked

Informal

8.3

Very drunk after drinking a lot of alcohol

is the plain, blunt variant focusing on impairment not imagery

besotted

vscrocked

Archaic

8.2

Extremely drunk and unable to stand or think clearly

is more blunt and emphasises clear functional impairment

knickered

vscrocked

Slang

9.9

Very drunk after drinking too much

is the cruder, blunt form focusing on loss of control

pissed

vscrocked

9.9

Very drunk after drinking alcohol

is similar but often slightly less coarse in some contexts

slopped

vscrocked

Slang

9.9

Very drunk and cannot walk straight

is the basic blunt label for noticeable functional impairment

swacked

vscrocked

Archaic

9.9

Very drunk and cannot stand or speak clearly

is the more general informal word focusing on impairment

fuddled

vscrocked

Archaic

9.9

Very drunk and confused after drinking too much

is broader and highlights overall impairment instead of confusion only

pixilated

vscrocked

Archaic

9.9

Feeling very drunk and acting foolishly

is the modern informal term stressing impairment rather than eccentric behaviour

leathered

vscrocked

Slang

9.9

Being extremely drunk and unable to stand or speak clearly

is the simple blunt term used across varieties to show impairment

soaked

vscrocked

Informal

8.5

Being very drunk after drinking a lot of alcohol

is the plain informal expression centring on being impaired

loaded

vscrocked

Informal

8.1

Very drunk after drinking alcohol

is the harsher slang label that stresses impaired behaviour

Antonyms

sober

269 3.2

Not having drunk alcohol or taken drugs

clearheaded

1 4.9

Able to think clearly and make good decisions

How Drunk

blackout

38 6.0

smashed

Slang

8.4

crocked

Slang

9.9

drunk

∞ 1.6

tipsy

Informal

18 4.8

Surface Forms

crocked positive

Morphology

crocked = crock (opaque) = crock + ed

Although formed from 'crock' + '-ed', the slang meaning 'drunk' is informal and not predictable from the common noun 'crock' (earthenware), so learners cannot reliably infer the meaning.

Etymology

Crocked is a slang word for being very drunk. One popular way to remember it is to think of a crock as a clay 'pot' that can be 'smashed', so crocked is like being 'smashed', which is why it means very drunk.