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cold as a witch's tit

cold as a witch's tit

1 9.9
Very cold in a way that feels unpleasant
  • idiom
  • Offensive
: frío del carajo
  • When I stepped out of the house, I realized it was cold as a witch's tit this morning.

Examples

  • Everyone agreed that the water in the lake was cold as a witch's tit during the early spring.

  • This whole town's been saying you're cold as a witch's tit for years.

    Fiction book (1999)
  • The winter breeze made it feel cold as a witch's tit outside.

Synonyms

freezing
vscold as a witch's tit
156 1.0

So cold that water turns to ice

is colloquial and focuses on intense unpleasant sensation rather than strict temperature
icy
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91 1.0

Very cold with surfaces covered in ice

is informal and stresses intense unpleasantness rather than mere surface frost
ice-cold
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42 1.0

Very cold, like frozen water

is informal and stresses unpleasant intensity rather than literal frozen state
frigid
vscold as a witch's tit
34 4.1

Very cold, like ice or freezing air

is informal and expresses harsh unpleasantness rather than formal description
stone cold
vscold as a witch's tit
  • Informal
30 3.6

Very cold with no warmth

is informal and highlights intense unpleasant feel rather than idiomatic totality
freezing cold
vscold as a witch's tit
25 1.3

Very cold, at or below freezing

is informal and focuses on intense unpleasantness rather than simple low temperature
stone-cold
vscold as a witch's tit
22 4.1

Very cold with no warmth left

is informal and stresses sharp unpleasantness rather than total absence of heat
bone-chilling
vscold as a witch's tit
6 7.0

Very cold or scary

is informal and focuses on unpleasant intensity, not on causing fear
cold as balls
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  • Offensive
1 9.9

People say this to mean very cold in a joking, exaggerated way

is informal and stresses unpleasant intensity rather than humorous tone
subzero
vscold as a witch's tit
1 5.5

Very cold in behavior, showing no warmth or friendliness

is informal and emphasizes harsh physical lack of warmth rather than social distance
baltic
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  • UK
1 6.8

Very cold, often with a strong wind

is informal but highlights intense unpleasant feeling rather than casual remark
icily cold
vscold as a witch's tit
1 4.7

Very low in temperature and clearly unfriendly

is informal and focuses on physical unpleasantness not social unfriendliness
perishingly cold
vscold as a witch's tit
  • Informal
1 7.2

Very cold in a way that makes being outside difficult

is informal and expresses intense unpleasantness with colloquial force

Antonyms

∞ 1.0

Having a comfortable level of heat, often after recent use

How Cold

cold as a witch's tit
  • Offensive
1 9.9
arctic
13 4.5
freezing
156 1.0
cold
∞ 1.0
chilly
112 1.0
cool
296 1.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

cold + as + a + witch's + tit

The simile pattern 'cold as ...' and the presence of 'cold' make it relatively clear that the expression signals an intense degree of cold, so a learner who knows the words and comparative structure can infer it means 'very cold'. However, the specific image 'witch's tit' is a culturally specific, vulgar metaphor whose link to extreme cold is not predictable and carries register information learners may not grasp, so the meaning is only partially transparent.

Etymology

Cold as a witch's tit comes from old stories that pictured witches as lifeless and very cold, so people imagined a witch's tit, meaning her 'breast', would feel icy. So, saying something is cold as a witch's tit means it is extremely cold.