choad

1 9.9

A rude word for a person who acts very foolishly

noun
/tʃoʊd/

Offensive

: imbécil

Listen, behn choad, next time I see you, you'd better have a fucking van, or I'm gonna floss your balls with razor wire.

Examples

That way, if some choad cuts EV even further, we still get our votes in and counted.

Blog text (32)
Oh, behn choad!

Four Lions (2010)
Where the sun... where it rises, you behn choad paki prong!

Four Lions (2010)
He's such a choad; he never thinks before he speaks.
Don't be a choad and make that mistake again.
After his latest antics, everyone started calling him a choad.

Synonyms

bastard

vschoad

Offensive

∞ 8.0

A very rude word for a person you strongly dislike or who treats others badly

is more slangy and focuses on foolishness as insult not only dislike

fucker

vschoad

Offensive

293 9.9

A very rude and insulting word for a person you strongly dislike

is more informal and can stress foolishness rather than malice

scumbag

vschoad

Offensive

168 9.5

A person who treats other people very badly and unfairly

is milder and more slangy, also highlighting foolish behaviour

SOB

vschoad

Offensive

28 9.9

An insulting name for a person who is rude or mean

is more slangy and less literal, emphasizing contempt over stupidity

skunk

vschoad

Offensive

16 8.1

A person who behaves badly and cannot be trusted

is harsher and often implies foolishness as well as contempt

tosser

vschoad

Offensive

8 9.9

A rude person who is annoying or stupid

is broader slang for foolish or contemptible people not only annoying

butthole

vschoad

Offensive

8 9.9

A rude, insulting word for a very unpleasant person

is more about foolish contempt than plain rudeness or meanness

meatwad

vschoad

Offensive

6 9.9

An insulting name for a stupid, clumsy person

leans more to general derogatory contempt than mere clumsiness

cur

vschoad

Offensive

6 9.9

A rude word for a person who is cowardly or mean

is more about foolish contempt rather than cowardice or shame

hoser

vschoad

Offensive

4 9.9

A person who behaves foolishly and cannot be trusted

is more general and covers contempt beyond unreliability

chowderhead

vschoad

Offensive

3 9.9

A person who behaves in a silly or stupid way

is used more broadly for contempt beyond simple silliness

scrunt

vschoad

Offensive

3 9.9

A small mean person that others dislike

focuses more on foolishness rather than smallness or nastiness

chud

vschoad

Offensive

1 9.9

A rude online name for a person people dislike

is similar but used broadly outside online communities

skunkhead

vschoad

Offensive

1 9.9

An unpleasant or foolish person said as an insult

emphasizes general insult more than only being foolish

scum bag

vschoad

Offensive

1 8.9

A very bad person who treats other people cruelly

is less focused on moral blame and more on foolish contempt

toe rag

vschoad

Offensive

1 9.9

A person who is very unpleasant and treats others badly

is more neutral slang and also emphasizes foolishness rather than worthlessness

jism

vschoad

Offensive

1 9.9

A rude name for a foolish, annoying person

leans to general derogation rather than just calling someone silly

merde

vschoad

Offensive

1 9.9

A rude word used to call someone a worthless person

is more English slang and less tied to expletive origin

total farthead

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A rude person who acts very foolish and annoys others

focuses more on general contempt than mere silliness

hoghead

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

An insulting word for a rude or stupid person

is a slang insult but covers both foolishness and contempt

Ding Dongs

vschoad

Offensive

9.6

A rude name for people who act silly

is harsher and used for contempt rather than mere silliness

heehaw

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A loud rude person who acts foolishly

can be more contemptuous and less playful than this term

complete arsehead

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A very rude and annoying person who treats others badly

is often used more as a general contempt label than just foolish

total fuckbag

vschoad

Offensive

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A rude word for a person who treats others badly

is often used for foolish contempt rather than moral abhorrence

total cuntwad

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A very rude and unpleasant person who treats others badly

places more emphasis on contempt mixed with foolishness

total cuntwhore

vschoad

Offensive

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A very rude and insulting name for a person you strongly dislike

is closer to a slang foolishness insult rather than pure disrespect

nasty cuntmuncher

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A person who is very rude and insults others cruelly

is more often used for foolish contempt, not only extreme vulgar insult

carajo

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

An offensive word for a very bad or worthless person

is more general slang focusing on foolish contempt rather than cultural expletive

cagmag

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

A dishonest person who cheats or lies to others

is used more for foolishness as well as general contempt

shitdog

vschoad

Offensive

9.9

An insulting word for a person who cheats or lies

leans toward general insult, sometimes highlighting foolish behaviour

Idioms

to be a choad

Offensive

9.9

To act in a rude, annoying way that other people dislike

How Insulting

idiot

Offensive

∞ 1.2

choad

Offensive

1 9.9

jerk

Offensive

678 4.2

fool

Offensive

∞ 1.4

Surface Forms

choad singular

choads plural

Etymology

Choad is a rude slang insult and its exact origin is unclear. A helpful way to remember choad is to link it to the rude word chode, which came to mean a small, unpleasant thing, so calling someone a choad is like calling them foolish or 'worthless'.