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butter on a bald monkey

butter on a bald monkey

9.9
A pointless attempt that is unlikely to work
  • idiom
  • Informal
translation icon : intento absurdo
  • His efforts to explain quantum physics to preschoolers were like butter on a bald monkey.

Examples

  • Fixing the leak with duct tape proved to be butter on a bald monkey—completely useless.

  • The manager's proposal to boost morale with unpaid overtime was just butter on a bald monkey.

  • Don't you think that's just butter on a bald monkey?

  • Trying to fix that old car is just butter on a bald monkey.

  • His efforts to explain quantum physics to preschoolers were like butter on a bald monkey—a foolish endeavor that would achieve nothing.

  • Fixing the leak with duct tape proved to be butter on a bald monkey; it was absolutely pointless.

  • The manager's proposal to boost morale with unpaid overtime was just butter on a bald monkey and unlikely to work.

How Effective

butter on a bald monkey
  • Informal
9.9

Surface Forms

Morphology

butter + on + a + bald + monkey

The literal image of spreading butter on a bald monkey evokes a pointless, messy, or absurd action, so a B1 learner who knows the constituents could plausibly infer a sense of futility or foolishness. However, this is a culture-specific humorous metaphor rather than a regular compositional pattern, so the precise idiomatic nuance may not be fully predictable without prior exposure.

Etymology

The expression butter on a bald monkey gives a funny image: spreading butter on a bald monkey, where the butter would slide off and be wasted. That is why it means 'a useless or foolish attempt'.