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absitively posolutely

absitively posolutely

9.9
A strong, playful way to show you are completely sure or refuse something firmly
  • adverb
  • /ˈæbsɪtɪvli ˌpɒzəˈluːtli/
  • Archaic
translation icon : absolutamente
  • I absitively posolutely agree with you on this important matter.

Examples

  • He absitively posolutely will not let anyone ruin his party.

  • She absitively posolutely refused to change her mind about the decision.

  • "Absitively posolutely."

Synonyms

downright
vsabsitively posolutely
91 3.7

To say something is complete or very strong to make a point

keeps the certainty but expresses it playfully and emphatically
positively
vsabsitively posolutely
76 3.4

In a way that shows you are sure something is true

uses a playful tone instead of neutral emphasis
flatly
vsabsitively posolutely
45 4.6

In a firm way that shows no doubt

is equally uncompromising but uses playful emphasis
unconditionally
vsabsitively posolutely
42 5.0

Completely without any conditions

is absolute too but uses playful, emphatic style
emphatically
vsabsitively posolutely
38 5.5

In a strong, definite way that shows no doubt

keeps force but adds a playful or joking quality
unequivocally
vsabsitively posolutely
  • Formal
37 6.9

In a clear way that leaves no doubt

says the same certainty but with playful emphasis
outright
vsabsitively posolutely
35 4.2

Completely, with nothing left to pay

matches totality but does so in a playful expression
adamantly
vsabsitively posolutely
22 6.4

In a firm way that shows you refuse to change your mind

also refuses but does so playfully rather than stubbornly
assuredly
vsabsitively posolutely
19 4.7

Without any doubt and with confidence

is more playful and emphatic rather than measured
without doubt
vsabsitively posolutely
7 2.3

Says that something is certainly true

makes the same affirmation but with playful force
unreservedly
vsabsitively posolutely
3 7.1

Completely and without holding back

conveys the same full certainty but in a playful way
peremptorily
vsabsitively posolutely
  • Formal
1 9.8

Speak or act so that others cannot say no

differs by being playful and emphatic rather than commanding
absitively
vsabsitively posolutely
  • Archaic
1 9.9

To show that you mean something completely, often in a joking way

is similar but adds playful rhythmic repetition rather than single word emphasis
outrightly
vsabsitively posolutely
6.0

In a complete and direct way, without any doubt

shares directness but adds a playful, emphatic quality
unhesitantly
vsabsitively posolutely
5.8

Without pause or doubt

is similar but adds a playful, strongly emphatic style

Antonyms

11 4.0

Act or speak in a way that shows you are not sure

How Emphatic

absolutely
1.0
absitively posolutely
  • Archaic
9.9
really
1.0
quite
1.0
somewhat
816 2.0

Surface Forms

Morphology

absitively + posolutely

The expression is a playful blend/reduplication of 'absolutely' and 'positively', so a learner who recognises those base meanings can infer the emphatic sense 'absolutely and positively'. However, the form is nonstandard and partly nonce (one constituent is not a dictionary word) and relies on humorous phonetic alteration, so the connection is not fully conventional or entirely predictable.

Etymology

Absitively posolutely is a playful blend of absolutely and positively. People change the sounds to make it funny and stronger, so it is used to mean 'completely', 'definitely', or to give a firm 'no'.