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No Such Agency

No Such Agency

7.9
A joking name for the US spy agency used to say it is secret or not real
  • noun
  • Informal
translation icon : No Such Agency
  • Many people jokingly refer to the NSA as No Such Agency.

Examples

  • In intelligence circles, the NSA is sometimes jokingly called No Such Agency.

  • Rumors suggested No Such Agency was behind the covert surveillance operations.

  • The journalist received an anonymous tip supposedly from No Such Agency.

  • Don't mention No Such Agency around paranoid friends!

  • Many people jokingly refer to the NSA as No Such Agency.

  • In intelligence circles, the NSA is sometimes jokingly called No Such Agency.

  • Rumors suggested No Such Agency was behind the covert surveillance operations.

Synonyms

NSA
vsNo Such Agency
209 3.8

A United States government organization that collects secret information and protects US computer systems

is a joking nickname focusing on secrecy instead of the official duties
National Security Agency
vsNo Such Agency
3 3.8

A US government agency that protects secret information and gathers foreign intelligence

is a humorous euphemism highlighting secrecy or denial of its existence

Surface Forms

No Such Agency singular

Morphology

no + such + Agency

The phrase is compositionally understandable as 'an agency that does not exist' from the known words 'no' + 'such' + 'agency', so a B1 learner could infer a basic literal meaning. However, the specific pragmatic use as a humorous euphemistic nickname for the NSA and the wordplay on the NSA acronym are culturally specific and not directly predictable from the constituents, making the expression only partially transparent.

Etymology

No Such Agency may come from the early days when the real National Security Agency worked in secret, so people would joke that it did not exist and call it 'No Such Agency'. That's why the name is used to hint at 'secrecy' or to make fun of official 'denial' of its work.