Crimea river
- idiom
- Informal
- When she started complaining about her workload again, he just rolled his eyes and said, 'Crimea river.'
Examples
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If you're looking for sympathy, you won't get it here—Crimea river!
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Oh, you lost your phone? Crimea river!
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Every time he grumbles about his misfortunes, someone inevitably replies with 'Crimea river.'
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Whenever she complains about her job, I just say, 'Crimea river!'
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Every time he grumbles about his misfortunes, someone inevitably replies with 'Crimea river.'
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When she started complaining about her workload again, he just rolled his eyes and said, 'Crimea river.'
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Oh, you lost your phone? Crimea river!
Synonyms
Tell someone you do not feel sorry for their complaints
Complain a lot in a dramatic way about something that upsets you
How Dismissive
- Archaic
- Informal
- Informal
Surface Forms
Morphology
Crimea + river
The meaning ('mockingly dismiss complaints') cannot be derived from the literal constituents 'Crimea' (a place name) and 'river' (a watercourse); the phrase is a phonetic pun on the idiom 'cry me a river' and relies on soundplay and familiarity with that idiom. Understanding it requires prior exposure to the original idiom or cultural/phonological awareness, so a B1 learner knowing the words would not infer the intended meaning.
Etymology
Crimea river is a joke that mixes the saying cry me a river and the place Crimea, turning Crimea and river into a pun. So people say Crimea river to mock someone's complaints, meaning 'I don't care'.